Damn you to hell for ruining an almost perfect weekend of March Madness. This was 4 great days of pure college basketball. Buzzers beaters, upsets, great matchups — you couldn’t ask for a better opening 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament. Unfortunatley, for that enjoyment, we paid a price. And that price is a three hour ture.
I haven’t ranted about commercials in a while but here are the 5 worst tv ads you saw about 400 times this weekend.
1. Applebees Shrimp commercial I am boycotting Applebees from now on. This commercial wasn’t funny the first time I saw it. It certainly didn’t get any funnier. Whoever created these commercials will rot in hell. The only question I have is, what exactly hits the lady in the eye at the end?
2. Verizon vcast Razr phone Just what I want to see. Some guy speaking in an annoying voice and bugging the crap out of his coworker. Yeah, that makes me want to get a Verizon phone. If I were the guy in the commercial, I’d take the phone and chuck in across the room. How cool is your phone now, bitch?
3. State Farm fan Who greenlights these things? If I wanted to see some retard barking and yelling, I’d go to my local sports bar. The worst part is the “boo yah!”. And you thought we couldn’t hate Stuart Scott any more.
4. Cingular March Sadness Listen you smug bastard, how about I take your cingular phone and shove it up your ass?
5. Coach K Chevy commercial I don’t get this at all. For everyone who likes Duke, there are 5 people who hate them. So why would you have Mike Krzyzewski pitch anything? For the record, I hate Duke.
By the way, are there 27 time outs per team in college basketball? It seems that way.
One reply on “Damn you Applebees!”
The Verizon ad — I was away from the TV the first time the Verizon ad aired in my presence. At first I thought it was Miss Piggy talking! Even now when I see this ad I’m left half-expecting Miss Piggy and Jessica Simpson to appear together like they did in their recent Pizza Hut ads.