Call Pizza Hut baby!
I like that Dick Vitale loves life. I like that Dick Vitale loves college basketball. I hate Dick Vitale. If you aren’t sick of Dick Vitale by the end of Round 1, perhaps you’re the target customer for his new ringtones on Sprint phones.
Yes, this is exactly what I want, Dick Vitale telling me that “it’s your favorite Dipsydoo Dunkaroo playmaker calling. Now step up to the line and pick up the phone!” What’s next? Stephen A Smith yelling at me, “You are a disgrace, huh, now answer the phone!”
Sprint actually wants to charge you $2.50 to put Dukie V on your cell phone. If Sprint were smart, they’d make Dick Vitale the default ringtone and charge people $10 to take it off their phones. I’d pay.
[Sprint]: Sprint’s tournament site
One reply on “Dick Vitale must be stopped”
Ring tones — This could be a whole new industry of sports personality ring tones. Imagine the following people’s voices alerting you to an incoming call:
John Madden: “I want you to watch the way you answer this phone. Watch this right here. Bam! He picks up the phone and goes right for the receive button!”
Jim Rome: “Dude…. this is your phone… it’s RINGING… time to get off your ARSE and pick it up…”