You thought trading Al Michaels for a cartoon character was weird. A team in Romania sold a player for 15 kilograms of meat. For those of you who are metrically impaired, that’s about 33 pounds of meat, not even enough to feed Gilbert Brown for one day.
The best part about the story is that one of the players on the team that sold the meat decided to leave the team to find work in Spain.
We are upset because we lost twice — firstly because we lost a good player and secondly because we lost our team’s food for a whole week.
I don’t even know what to say about this. The only way this story could get better is if the team plane crashed and they had to eat the player that was traded for the meat.

