Look at these lineups folks:
Clutch City
Coach: Queen Latifah
GM – ESPN’s Greg Anthony
Bow Wow, hip-hop artist/actor
Andrew Firestone, ABC’s The Bachelor
Donald Fasion, actor
Chris Meloni, actor
Ice Cube, actor/performer
Kevin Frazier, Entertainment Tonight
Swin Cash, WNBA’s Detroit Shock
H-Town
Coach: Eva Longoria
GM – ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith
Nick Cannon, actor/singer
Chris Brown, R&B singer
Carlos Bernard, actor
Nelly, hip hop artist
Brandon Routh, actor
Tony Potts, Access Hollywood
Becky Hammon, WNBA’s NY Liberty
Here’s your problem, you want to root for Eva Longoria but you can’t because Stephen A. Smith is the GM of that team and, well, he’s a huge douchebag. Your only hope is that Eva decides to strip during the game.
If you don’t know who some of these celebrities are, don’t worry, neither do I. I love how Ice Cube is no longer a “hip hop artist”, just an actor/performer. My money is on the Eva team even if they are hampered by Tony Potts. Plus, they have Superman.
2 replies on “Someone please stop the NBA All Star Celebrity Game”
Carlos Bernard — How is Carlos Bernard going to play in the game, when last I checked he was unconscious in the ICU room at CTU headquarters???
nice — Do you remember the Night Court episode where the old lady didn’t know the difference between television and reality?