Do it for Jerome!
If you’re not wearing your underoos on your head by the time the corpses hit the stage at halftime, you’re not doing something right. Most of us don’t need an excuse to drink up during the Super Bowl but here are a few rules to make sure everyone is as hammered as you are. You don’t want to be the only one who makes a comment like “you know what, I think Michele Tafoya looks pretty good.” Or at least have anyone remember it. Our favorite is the Jerome Bettis Drinking Game, ’cause, you know, this SB is in his hometown…
[Angry Ken]: The Jerome Bettis Super Bowl Drinking Game. “Everytime Bettis’ parents are shown in the stands, yell out ‘son of a bitch!” and take a sip.”
[Crissmess.com]: Super Bowl Super Drinking Game. Drink after “shot of deliriously happy barroom in winning team’s home city.”
[Esquire]: The Esquire Super Bowl Drinking Game. “Any time during the first five minutes of the game an overly hyped-up player punctuates a routine block or tackle with a self-congratulatory celebration, drink twice.”
