Solution: Golf and sex
Sometimes I wonder about this, I mean it’s kind of a close call. Sure, golf can be frustrating as hell and it takes up about 5 hours but golf never laughs at you, or mockingly tells you that it happens to everyone, or compares you to previous golfers who have played the course, or… oh sorry, got off on a tangent there.
Anyway… Golf Digest conducted a survey and only 8% of men and 18% of women said golf was better than sex. Thank god. We’d be doomed as a species if everyone was out playing golf. (Although in Brave New World, the two biggest leisure activies were golf and sex, so I guess you can do both, and run a well oiled dystopian society. But maybe that’s not what you wanted to read about on a sports blog.)
Interestlingly, more than 30% of men and women said they’d give up sex for a year in exchange for a round of golf at Augusta. Maybe they should have phrased the question, “Would you sleep with Hootie Johnson in exchange for a round of golf at Augusta.”
[Golfblogger]: Golf or sex?
[Golf Digest]: Gender Survey (pdf)
