Does this shirt make me look gay?
You know, after TO got hungover at his birthday bash in Atlantic City, nobody thought he could recover in time to throw a Super Bowl party but he’s going to prove everyone wrong. He has to sign some double-secret-probation waiver, but gosh-darnit, he’s gonna have a party! It’s at Envy, the hottest nightclub in Southeastern Michigan, which basically makes it, like, the hottest nightclub in the world.
It’s $50 to get into the tent, $100 to get into the tent and the first floor, and $200 for VIP access, which will get you into the tent and on the first and second floors.For those big spenders — and only 20 spots remain — $500 will get you into every section of the club where there’s a party.
The site neglects to point out that there were only 20 spots to begin with. Maybe if Freddie Mitchell signs on to play with the Philadelphia Soul, he can afford one of those $500 tickets.
Get yo popcorn ready!
