… well, at least according to the “Theory of Scrabbletivity”. A prognosticating method so insane that it might actually work. Hell, it’s just as credible as Salisbury and Hoge talking out of their asses.
The quarterback with the higher last name value in Scrabble is 6-1 in the playoffs this year:
– Byron Leftwich (17) lost to Tom Brady (11)
– Jake Delhomme (16) beat Eli Manning (10)
– Mark Brunell (9) beat Chris Simms (9)
– Ben Roethlisberger (20) beat Jon Kitna (9)
– Matt Hasselbeck (21) beat Brunell (9)
– Jake Plummer (13) beat Brady (11)
– Roethlisberger (20) beat Peyton Manning (10)
– Delhomme (16) beat Rex Grossman (11)Following the Theory of Scrabbletivity, Roethlisberger and Hasselbeck should outscore their opponents in more ways than one. Although at face value it seems Roethlisberger should reap in more tile goodness over Hasselbeck, looks are deceiving. Matt — and the Seattle Seahawks — will win by one point, 21-20.
[Futon Report]: Things in advance about Super Bowl XL that I definitively know for sure is true, no matter what cosmic forces are in action — unless I’m wrong
