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Jelena Dokic’s dad wins father of the year


Daddy’s girl

No wonder why she lost her first round match, it’s hard to concentrate on tennis when your dad is completely insane. Damir Dokic threatened to drop a nuclear bomb on Sydney and ranted about how Australia is a spoiled nation that cost his daughter her match. Jelena, wisely, is estranged from this nut job.


“They can expect my revenge. I’m not crazy when I say this. They are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it’s 40 degrees Celsius outside.”

Those Aussie bastards! I’m not sure but I think 40 Celsius is about 150 degrees F. The nerve to serve hot sausages! They certainly deserve to be nuked.

[Sydney Morning Herald]: Damir retracts rant on radio
[Sydney Morning Herald]: Settle down Damir, we have a spare Scud in our arsenal

By Vin

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