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Roddick and Sharapova together?

We love Maria Sharapova and now apparently, so does Andy Roddick. First Mandy Moore, then Paris Hilton, now Maria. Roddick is like the Fez of the tennis world. Can you imagine the superhuman tennis offspring that these two would create? It’d be unfair to everyone. It’s like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt creating a superhuman movie star. (Although it could go the other way and both kids be uncoordinated and ugly.)

The Melbourne Herald-Sun is reporting that Sharapova has spent a couple evenings watching Roddick playing poker and has speculated they are more than friends. As boring as poker is to watch, it must be love. Have you ever watched someone else play poker? It’s about as entertaining as, well, a tennis match.

[FoxSports]: Roddick-Sharapova rumors swirl Down Under

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