Sign this contract, Tony
Tony Parker is averaging 35 minutes, 19 points, and 6 assists per game. He leads the league in exactly 0 of these categories. Yet, he might very well be the most underrated player in the game. Why? Because he has to fight through this:
Eva Longoria couldn’t climax until she had a Brazilian wax. The ‘Desperate Housewives’ beauty admits she had a lacklustre sex life and struggled to reach orgasm until four years ago – when she had her first Brazilian.
The 30-year-old added: “The first time I did it after the wax I was like, ‘What’s going on with my body? Oh, my God!’ Now I’m becoming more orgasmic with age, which is awesome. I can’t wait until I’m 40. If it keeps increasing this way, watch out world!
At first, I was thinking that perhaps Tony Parker doesn’t want such details about his woman to be publicly known. Then I realized, what the hell does he care? This is why he’s smiling all the goddamn time. It was nothing to do with the Spurs being the best team in the West.
[Idontlikeyouinthatway]: Eva Longoria is Waxed and Horny
[femalefirst.cok.uk]: Eva Longoria’s great Brazilian sex
