Coaching kids who can’t drink must be really hard for people. On Saturday night, two coaches were arrested on drunk driving charges. We understand why Ohio Coach Frank Solich would drink himself into a stupor and pass out at his steering wheel — his team is 4-7 and stinks. But why would an assistance coach at Cinci do it? They are 3-0. Yet, doing Solich one better, Keith LeGree was found passed out on the wheel with his foot on the brake, a plastic cup and an open bottle by his side.
These guys shouldn’t worry too much though. They have bright futures. Drunk driving apparently is a gateway to political power.