Premature celebration is a horrific disease that affects 1 out of every million jackasses in the country. The last known case in NY involved Michael Strahan pointing to the scoreboard in a game against San Francisco in 2002, only to have the Niners come back and win the game.
In the latest high profile case, Jeremy Shockey was afflicted with the disease during a potential game winning field goal by Jay Feely against the Seattle Seahawks. Though not fatal, premature celebration does result in red face, looking ridiculously stupid, and belittlement from others across the country.
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