We’ll never understand why Mike Tyson let his vicious mad in-ring skillz slip away. From knocking out chumps left and right one day to getting fat and slopping ink on his skull the next. It all just ended too quickly for us. Luckily, we now know that Tyson retained some talents from his heyday; in particular, the pulling down serious tail talent.
YOU’D think the whole embarrassing EVANDER HOLYFIELD episode would stop MIKE TYSON from ever going near another person’s ear.
But, alas, he’s been at it again.
This time Iron Mike didn’t draw blood as he was cosying up with none other than Big Brother party girl AISLEYNE HORGAN-WALLACE.
The former heavyweight champ arrived at London celeb haunt Chinawhite at around 1.30am and made a bee line for the clubs most secluded table, nicknamed by those who use it as the Incognito table.
Which is where pint-sized pop king PRINCE likes to sit when he visits the club.
A source who saw the couple canoodling told us: “Mike had two enormous bouncers flanking the table and proceeded to snog the ear, neck and mouth of his date….who was Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace.
“They stayed until after 3am, working their way through a bottle of Cristal.”
After the two left, the tough guy from Brookyln bought Aisleyne a rose, before they jumped in a car together and disappeared into the night.
Ear nibbling, Cristal, roses … who says romance is dead?
A knockout for a knockout artist; it’s a match made in heaven.
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[Awful Announcing]: “One ball and no strikes”
[LOLegag.com]: Mike and Mike and Mike on MNF
[The Wizard of Odds]: Google gets even cooler
[DrunkAthlete.com]: Michael Jordan gets sauced with Charles Oakley
[The Big Lead]: Travis Henry will work for food and so will his nine kids
[The Phanatic Magazine]: Kimbo Slice KO’s Lord Stanley
[Sport Syndicate]: Jeff Fisher is O! Ver! Ra! Ted!
[MySA.com]: More bad news for the Spurs
[Big Blue View]: A little something to subdue the Madden fever until August
[Shutdown Corner]: The NFL “exploited Pat,” according to his mom
And finally, Upside and Motor released their rankings of all No. 1 overall picks in the NBA Draft since 1980 and, as most would expect, Shaquille O’Neal and Tim Duncan are tied atop the list with four championship rings apiece, followed by David Robinson at No. 3, LeBron James at No. 4 and Akeem Olajuwon at No. 5. Surprisingly, Dwight Howard shares the fifth spot with the Dream after being in the league for just four years. But what’s even more shocking is that Kwame Brown somehow avoided the Mr. Irrelevant spot, finishing ahead of Pervis Ellison and Michael Olowokandi.
