College Football

Odds and Ends: Desmond Howard now has the second most famous Heisman pose

As soon as we saw this picture of Tim Tebow, we knew we had to post it. After all, could anything be better than a photograph of the only sophomore to ever win the Heisman Trophy breaking out “the pose” with a baby in hand while wearing a pair of Florida Gators colored Crocs. Simply put, no. Thanks, Busted Coverage.

In other news…

[]: Slump Buster is back with a whole new look

[]: We gotta agree, Jose Calderon is poised for another breakout season

[Awful Announcing]: Here’s one way to get your kid addicted to alcohol at an early age

[]: Bret Hart is a prick

[]: Sorry, Tony Romo, but you’re not in this guy’s Fave 5 (or 10)

[]: L.A.’s wait continues

[]: The Clips put Shaun Livingston out to pasture

[]: It’s hard to be professional when Alyssa Milano is in the booth

[The Caveman Network]: Chris Duhon?!?! Hey, Plaschke, you do know who Chris Duhon is, right?

[MMA Chump]: Daaaaaaaaaamn, Gina!!

And finally, from Tirico Suave, we give you the Official Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit.

NBA General

Jeff Van Gundy is gold in the booth! Gold!

We never thought we’d say this, but we love Jeff Van Gundy! We can’t get enough of the guy and he is quickly climbing our list of former annoyances turned into priceless gold. In fact, if he keeps this up, he’ll soon be joining Jim Rome and Bill Walton right at the top. After all, who else can slaughter Nick Lachey’s name, admit to a monster crush on Alyssa Milano and then start cracking bald jokes all in the span of a quarter?

JVG Final
by bsap11

Yup, you’re bald and we’re loving it.


[Awful Announcing]: Van Gundy Has Lost His Mind, Talks Alyssa Milano And Haircuts During Game Three

NHL General

Fire and ice: The 10 Hottest Hockey Player Celebrity Girlfriends

It wasn’t all that long ago that we stumbled across a list of The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer and our lives changed forever. Our tongues are still dragging on the ground and our eyeballs still haven’t gone back fully into their sockets. But for some of you out there, soccer babes just don’t do it for you. Well, what about hockey hotties? Thanks to All Balls, there is now an official list of The 10 Hottest Hockey Player Celebrity Girlfriends for us to drool over.

Another hockey season is almost over and it’s time to reflect on the best part about hockey. All the hot celebrities chicks that hockey players score with! Is it the hockey hair that drives the ladies wild? Is the the rugged sexiness of missing teeth? Perhaps it’s those irresistible Canadian and Russian accents? For whatever reason, female celebrities can’t resist the allure of the hockey player. Personally, I think it’s because every little girl want to be a figure skater when she grows up and hockey players are pretty much professional figure skaters minus the sequence outfits and the face glitter. And no, as a matter of fact I’m not going to make any five-hole jokes today. How dare all of you.

10. Rachel Hunter (girlfriend of Jarret Stoll)
9. Kellie Pickler (girlfriend of Jordin Tootoo)
8. Paris Hilton (girlfriend of Jose Theodore)
7. Madonna (girlfriend of Mark Messier)
6. Hillary Duff (girlfriend of Mike Comrie)
5. Izabella Scorupco (girlfriend of Mariusz Czerkawski)
4. Anna Kournikova (girlfriend of Pavel Bure and Sergei Fedorov)
3. Alyssa Milano (girlfriend of Wayne Bean)
2. Gena Lee Nolin (girlfriend of Cale Hulse)
1. Elisha Cuthbert (girlfriend of Sean Avery)



[All Balls]: The 10 Hottest Hockey Player Celebrity Girlfriends