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Duke Lacrosse Update: taxicab confessions

A cab driver has reported that he picked up Reade Seligmann the night of the party and and he seemed calm and jovial. Defense attorneys say that cell phone records and an ATM record show that Seligmann wasn’t at the party at the time of a alleged rape, that is, if you believe the timeline offered by the players and their time stamped photographs. (Because you know, we always set our cameras to the correct time… ALWAYS.)

According to the cab driver, he picked up two men, one of them Seligmann, took them to a bank and hamburger joint, and then dropped them off at a Duke dormitory. However, the cab driver also reported that he picked up another lacrosse player later and that player seemed to be mad at the stripper. We’ll refrain from posting his quote because it’s not exactly admissible in a court of law, or so we’ve learned from watching Jack McCoy for years. So it seems Mr. Seligmann has an alibi, what about Mr. Finnerty?

The problem with this case is that now everyone is now an expert. The media will interview anyone even remotely associated with the team to get their reactions. Parents — sure we understand that but they’ll take any statements from ex-teammates as well. Did you know that Chris Gumiela, a football teammate of Duke co-captain Dan Flannery, and currently hundreds of miles away at Penn, doesn’t believe the dancer’s allegations and thinks that DA Mike Nifong is trying to revive a faltering investigation?

He’s got to get three; otherwise there’s a big hole in his case. It doesn’t look good for the case; it doesn’t look good for him to charge only two players.

Hey, let’s just call the whole thing off… ’cause you know, ex-teammates have such a strong bond that Chris Gumiella was practically there.

Stay tuned, readers, next week, we’re interviewing the former kindergarten teacher of Collin Finnerty to ascertain his innocence.

Links:
[Yahoo]: Cabbie: Indicted lacrosse player behaved normally, later passenger talked about stripper
[News & Observer]: New tension cloaks team

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NBA General

Final 2005-2006 NBA Power Ranking Roundup

Well, the NBA season has come to a close and here are your final power rankings from the major sites. With the exception of Team Rankings.com, everyone expects the Pistons to beat the Spurs for the NBA Championship. With MVP candidate Chauncy Billups leading the way, they are just too stacked top to bottom to lose to the rest of this field. Of course, we thought the same thing about UConn.

Here are the NBA Power Rankings by top sites this week.

Rank NBA.com ESPN FoxSports Sportsline SI TeamRankings
1 Pistons Pistons Pistons Pistons Pistons Spurs
2 Spurs Spurs Spurs Spurs Spurs Pistons
3 Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks Mavericks
4 Suns Suns Nets Suns Heat Suns
5 Nets Nets Suns Cavaliers Suns Heat
6 Cavaliers Heat Heat Nets Nets Grizzlies
7 Heat Grizzlies Cavaliers Heat Grizzlies Cavaliers
8 Grizzlies Cavaliers Lakers Grizzlies Cavaliers Nets
9 Lakers Magic Bulls Kings Clippers Clippers
10 Kings Lakers Kings Clippers Nuggets Lakers
11-30 more more more more more more

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Miami Dolphins

Joey to Miami: I choo-choo-choose you


When you think “biggest QB busts”, Ryan Leaf tops your list, followed by most of the 1999 Draft Class, then Joey Harrington. Well, Joey is trying to ressurect his career in Miami, where he’ll be a backup to Daunte Culpepper and could start opening day if Daunte hasn’t recovered from his knee injury. Sorry, Fins fans, neither option A nor option B strikes fear into the hearts of the your divisional foes.

Harrington has already worked out a contract with the Dolphins and since he is due a $4M bonus on June 15th, it looks like he’ll be headed to Miami. Suprise, surprise, Matt Millen, the NFL’s answer to Isiah Thomas, is working from a position of weakness so expect the Lions to get nothing out of ths deal. (ESPN is reporting a 6th round pick in 2007. So like we said, nothing.)

There’s a firesale going on at JoeyHarrington3.com so get your worthless Harrington Lions gear now!

Links:
[Detroit Free Press]:Joey chooses Miami
[Miami Herald]: Harrington pushing the issue

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NHL General

Final 2005-2006 NHL Power Rankings Roundup

Well, the NHL playoffs are starting soon and here are the final power rankings for this year. Based on these rankings, it looks like everyone is expecting a Detroit Red Wings Stanley Cup. The Eastern conference championship is more in doubt with the Sens, Sabres, and Hurricanes battling it out.

Rank TSN.ca ESPN **FoxSports Sportsline SI Yahoo
1 Red Wings Red Wings Red Wings Red Wings Red Wings Red Wings
2 Stars Stars Hurricanes Devils Stars Stars
3 Senators Senators Senators Sabres Hurricanes Stars
4 Sharks Hurricanes Stars Senators Senators Devils
5 Devils Sabres Sabres Stars Sabres Hurricanes
6 Sabres Ducks Rangers Sharks Predators Flames
7 Rangers Devils Predators Flames Flames Sharks
8 Ducks Flames Flames Ducks Rangers Sabres
9 Flyers Rangers Flyers Hurricanes Devils Flyers
10 Flames Canadiens Ducks Predators Sharks Ducks
11-30 more more more more more more

** No update this week

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General Sports

Odds and Ends for Wed Apr 19 2006: Betting on T.O.



Is that a mini Daunte playing dice in the back?

Is there anything better (er… worse) than being a sports gambling junkie? You can basically bet on anything you want. The latest proposition bet from the folks at WagerWeb is which player Terrell Owens will get into a fight with first, either verbally or physically. The runaway “favorite” is Drew Bledsoe at -400, followed by Bill Parcells at +100 and Jerry Jones at +300. The least likely? Roy Williams at +2000, which is surprising considering that Roy was the guy who broke TO’s ankle and started the whole Philly fiasco in the first place. Or Maybe the bookmakers think that Roy did him a favor by indirectly getting him a huge contract.

In other news…

[Mr. Irrelevan]: Minor League baseball team to give out Vikings Love Boat Collectible

[YAY Sports]: Adam Morrison and Rudy Gay are coming out

[Ben Maller]: Tiger wins more at the casino than at the Masters. Which is something you have in common with Tiger.

[Covers.com]: Finally, someone who agrees with us that Coach K is overrated and sucks.

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Philadelphia 76ers

Sixers fan unappreciation night



More like F YOU!

The Sixers might have a PR nightmare on its hands; that is, if anyone cared about the Sixers. To cap off a disappointing season, both record and attendance wise, Allen Iverson and Chris Webber sat out last night’s game with “injuries”, which happened to be Fan Appreciation Night.

Compounding the problem, both showed up late to the game and didn’t sit on the bench. The sole reason anyone goes to a Sixers game is to watch AI play. Announcer after announcer talks about the toughness of AI and how he’s such a gamer. The least Mo Cheeks, Billy King, and Iverson could have done was put Iverson in there for 5 minutes.

A video clip of Allen Iverson urging fans to enjoy the game was booed. This is probably the first time that AI personally has been booed at the Wachovia Center. Despite the Sixers terrible seasons since the NBA Finals in 2001, Iverson has been pretty much beyond reproach. And now he gets booed in perhaps his final game as a Sixer.

Billy King (who shouldn’t even have a job) displayed some ersatz anger and promised the situation would be dealt with. What exactly is Billy King going to do to his meal ticket? He is the one who keeps building the team around Iverson and who traded for Chris Webber. In the end, this story will just fade away and the Sixers can quietly build another sub-.500 team next season. Fan appreciation indeed.

[Philly.com]: No-Show Sixers
[Sixers.com]: (Video) Highly ironic Sixers thank you message to fans.

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Soccer

Anti-Racism rules in effect for World Cup



FIFA: Racism is bad

Only in soccer (and the Ku Klux Klan softball league) do you have to remind players and fans that racism is bad. From fans making monkey noises and throwing bananas to yelling monkey at other players, soccer has the market cornered on blatant racism in professional sports. (Well, maybe Canadian hockey has a small market share.) It’s gotten so bad that FIFA has created new anti-racism rules. FIFA president Sepp Blatter said that the rules are in effect next season and will also apply to the World Cup.


At the first sign (of racism) there will be a deduction of three points, then we are finished with the problems of discrimination.

We think he meant discrimination in soccer. If only it were that easy to deduct points in real life. Fans and officials can also be given fines for “any act or expression of a discriminatory and/or contemptuous nature.”

Interestingly enough, Blatter said it was not FIFA’s place to tackle the problems of prostitution — there are expected to be 60,000 prostitutes imported into Germany for the Finals. Minorities: protect; Women: who cares. Got it, FIFA.


We in FIFA, we are not responsible for the morality and the ethics of the whole population of the world. We should go against gambling. We should go against drugs. We should go against religion. We should go against weapons, and so on. This is not our duty, our duty is football.

Links:
[Sign On San Diego]: Blatter says anti-racism rules will apply at World Cup

[IPS news]: World Cup – a Magnet for Forced Prostitution?

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General Sports

The Weekly Sports Roundup Podcast for April 18 2006

Welcome to another episode of the Sportscolumn podcast. This week we have Eric McErlain from Off Wing Opinion on to discuss the NHL playoffs. If you’d like to be a guest on the podcast (which is recorded Tuesday nights) or you want to suggest a topic, drop me a line at [email protected].

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This week’s topics include:

  • RBI Baseball simulation of 1986 World Series Game 6
  • NHL Playoffs
  • Latest on the Duke lacrosse scandal
  • NFL Draft
  • Hating on ESPN

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MLB General

The dumbest players in the game



Angel Rocha

With MLB’s crackdown on steroids, you have to be either really stupid or really desperate to keep taking steroids. Look at Barry Bonds, he stopped taking steroids and now he’s not hitting any more homers. Oops, we didn’t just say that.

Five minor leaguers have been suspended for positive steroids tests. Angel Rocha was given the longest suspension to date because this is his second positive test. Karl Jelinas (LA), Jorge Reyes (NYM), Yonathan Siviri (Stl), and Matthew Varner (SD) each got 50 game suspensions for a first positive test. We understand the pressure for minor leaguers to get to the Show but being suspended won’t get you there any faster.

Links:
[AP]: Five more minor leaguers suspended for positive tests

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MLB General

The Full Count for Apr 19 2006: Braves shut down Met

[Editor’s Note: Sportscolumn Blog welcomes Jackson Govatos as the lead baseball blogger. Jackson’s daily feature, The Full Count, will take you through the five baseball stories you need to know.]

1. Davies domination: The Braves avenged Pedro Martinez’s 200th win on Monday with a little pitching of their own. Kyle Davies, the Braves 22-year-old right hander, pitched a complete game with only 1 earned run. This was the second complete game by a Braves pitcher in four days, which is unheard of for a team with a 5.64 ERA. Andruw Jones provided most of the offense for the Braves, with 2 homers and 4 RBIs. He now leads the NL with 22 RBIs and has 7 home runs. Tonight it will be Glavine vs. Hudson to decide the series.

2. Indians crush Orioles: The scoreboard at Camden Yards had a lot of action Tuesday night, and most of it was for the visitor. Cleveland, after scoring 10 runs against Detroit on Monday, put up 20 hits in a 15-1 slaughter. Grady Sizemore and Victor Martinez both hit homers for the Indians, and Jason Johnson allowed one run and picked up the win. Cleveland now leads the majors in runs scored.

3. Big Unit comes up small: Given a four run lead after the first inning, Randy Johnson could not get anything going in a pitiful seven earned run effort. He only lasted 3.1 innings, as Toronto ripped him for 9 hits and two homers. Troy Glaus, one of Toronto’s offseason pickups, had his first stud performance with 2 homers and 3 RBIs. Despite home runs from the Yankees’ Gary Sheffield, Jason Giambi, and Alex Rodriguez, they lost 10-5.

4. You want some offense? We got some offense here for you: In what would look like a pitcher’s duel on paper, Milwaukee and Houston combined for 25 runs in a crazy game. Through 7 innings it appeared that Houston would cruise, as they led 11-2, but the Brewers went wild with 8 runs in the 7th and 8th innings. Somehow, Houston held on for a 13-12 win. Morgan Ensberg went yard twice, and Craig Biggio picked up his first homer of the year for the Astros. Brad Lidge got the save despite allowing 2 runs in 1.2 innings of work. The win improved Houston to a .500 all-time franchise record. They had not been .500 as a franchise since the 12th game in the 44-year-old franchise’s history.

5. Venezuelan embassy relocated to MLB pitching mounds: A record 7 Venezuelan pitchers started on Tuesday, setting a new record for the country. According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the previous mark was five on August 17, 2004. Carlos Silva and Kelvin Escobar, both Venezuelan, pitched against each other (Escobar picked up the win).