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Soccer

England coach rewards players with sex

After what many deemed an unimpressive victory over Paraguay, Coach Sven Goan Eriksson probably figured the boys needed to let some pressure off so he waived his normal sex ban and let the team spend some time with their wives and girlfriends. (We assume they brought one or the other to the WC and not both.)

There are only two reasons for this entry today. 1) We are reminded that professional athletes always get the best tail. 2) An excuse to post a picture of Cheryl Tweedy, girlfriend of Ashley Cole. There’s rumors that Ashley is gay but if nailing Cheryl Tweedy is gay, then sign us up.

Links:
[Sun UK]: England’s group sex!

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Chicago Bulls

June 12 in sports history: Bulls first stop on the dynasty

[This Date in Sports History is a new feature on the blog. If you have a historical sports event that you’d like us to cover, please email us.]

In 1991 – Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls wrap up their first NBA title with a 108-101 victory over the Lakers in Los Angeles at the Great Western Forum. The Bulls won the series 4-1. It was the first of six titles in the 1990s for Jordan, who would also be named MVP of the finals a record six times.

In 1997 – The first interleague game in MLB history took place. Proving that he didn’t quite get it right back then either, acting commissioner Bud Selig pits the San Francisco Giants versus the Texas Rangers, with the Giants winning 4-3. Useless Trivia Alert: The Giants Stan Javier hits the first ever interleague home run off the Rangers Darren Oliver. (baseballalmanac.com)

In 1981 – The third ever MLB Player’s strike begins and lasts for 60 days. The central issue was free-agent compensation. George Brett, showing his compassion for the fans, said “If anyone stays away (after the strike), my response is this – those people had no right to ever come to the park, because they aren’t true baseball fans.” Major League owners decided to split the 1981 season into two halves, with the first-place teams from each half in each division meeting in a best-of-five divisional playoff series. As a result, the Oakland A’s, New York Yankees, Philadelphia Phillies and Los Angeles Dodgers were guaranteed playoff spots as first-half division champions. (baseballalmanac.com)

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MLB General

MLB Cost Index for Mon June 12 2006

[The MLB Cost Index is a calculation of the amount each team pays for a win and the efficiency of the payroll that the GM has put together.]

The Nationals are one of the hottest teams in the league and their Cost ranking has moved up in the past week from 16 to 13. Meanwhile, the Diamondbacks have dropped 7 in a row (thanks for the distraction, Grimsley) and have dropped to 6th.

** all $ are in millions.

Rank (Pv) Team 2006 Payroll GP Wins YTD Payroll Cost/Win
1 (1) Marlins $15.0 60 23 $5.56 $0.24
2 (2) Rockies $41.1 62 30 $15.74 $0.52
3 (3) Devil Rays $35.4 63 26 $13.77 $0.53
4 (6) Pirates $40.2 64 25 $15.90 $0.64
5 (5) Reds $59.5 63 36 $23.13 $0.64
6 (4) D’backs $59.2 63 34 $23.03 $0.68
7 (7) Indians $56.8 62 30 $21.74 $0.72
8 (9) Brewers $56.8 64 30 $22.44 $0.75
9 (8) Rangers $65.5 63 34 $25.46 $0.75
10 (13) A’s $62.3 63 32 $24.24 $0.76
11 (11) Blue Jays $71.9 61 34 $27.08 $0.80
12 (10) Tigers $82.3 63 40 $32.01 $0.80
13 (16) Nationals $63.3 64 30 $24.99 $0.83
14 (12) Padres $69.7 63 32 $27.12 $0.85
15 (15) Twins $63.8 62 28 $24.42 $0.87
16 (14) Cardinals $88.4 62 37 $33.85 $0.91
17 (17) Orioles $72.6 64 29 $28.68 $0.99
18 (18) Mets $100.9 62 39 $38.62 $0.99
19 (19) White Sox $102.9 62 38 $39.37 $1.04
20 (20) Phillies $88.3 63 33 $34.33 $1.04
21 (22) Dodgers $99.2 63 35 $38.57 $1.10
22 (21) Giants $90.9 63 32 $35.34 $1.10
23 (23) Royals $47.3 61 16 $17.81 $1.11
24 (25) Astros $92.6 64 32 $36.56 $1.14
25 (27) Mariners $88.3 65 31 $35.44 $1.14
26 (24) Braves $92.5 64 30 $36.53 $1.22
27 (26) Red Sox $120.1 61 36 $45.22 $1.26
28 (29) Cubs $94.8 62 26 $36.30 $1.40
29 (28) Angels $103.6 62 27 $39.66 $1.47
30 (30) Yankees $198.7 61 35 $74.80 $2.14

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MLB General

The Full Count: Rooks come up big

Give him a cigar: Mets Rookie Alay Soler followed up fellow Cuban Orlando Hernandez’s complete game victory over the suddenly hapless Diamondbacks with a shutout of his own. Soler handed Brandon Webb his first loss of the season, giving up only two hits in a 5-0 victory. It was the first shutout by a Mets rookie since 1994. The Diamondbacks have fallen fast; going 0-6 (including a 15-2 drubbing Sunday) since the Grimsley affair and dropping into second place behind the Dodgers in the NL West. The Mets, meanwhile, have increased their lead over the Phillies in the East by 5.5 games. If Hernandez and Soler can provide consistent starts at the back-end of the rotation, the Mets might wrap it up by Independence Day.

Rookie what we have here: Soler wasn’t the only rookie to turn in a brilliant performance over the weekend. Seattle Mariners phenom Felix Hernandez put together his best outing of the season, a complete game four hitter over the baffling and punchless Angels. Hernandez had nine strikeouts, no walks and retired 17 straight batters at one point. In D.C., it was a battle of rookie hurlers as the Nationals Shawn Hill outshined the Phillies Cole Hamels. Hill allowed only two hits over seven innings to earn his first victory since 2004 (he missed the entire 2005 season with an elbow injury) as the Nats defeated the Phils‘ 6-0.

Believe the hype (finally): The Minnesota Twins Joe Mauer has finally begun living up to the promise of being the top draft pick. The 2001 no. 1 overall has been on a tear, raising his batting average over a eighty points in the last month. Mauer was hitting .305 on May 10. Going into today’s action, he is leading the league with a .386 mark. He is hitting ..528 in June while slugging .778; and has failed to reach base in only two of the last 31 games. In fact, it is believed (according to the Elias Sports Bureau) that Mauer is only the third player in Major League history to reach base four times in five consecutive games.

That’’s entertainment: The Chicago White Sox have been one of the most entertaining teams during the first half. They didn’t disappoint this weekend with a wild series against the Indians. On Friday night, Jermaine Dye homered late to give the White Sox a 5-4 win. On Saturday, the Indians bullpen melted down again (causing a reported locker room shouting match between Bob Wickman and Paul Byrd), allowing another late-inning rally as the Sox won 4-3. On Sunday, the Indians jumped out to a 10-2 lead before giving up six runs in the ninth as another Chicago miracle came up just a little short.

Did that just happen?: The Royals have won only 16 games this year, but on Sunday they etched themselves into baseball lore positively (for a change) by turning one of the most unique triple plays in baseball history. With nobody out and runners on first and third, Tampa’s Russell Branyan hit a shallow fly ball to center field. Aubrey Huff tagged up from third and apparently scored when the throw from center was wild. Pitcher Scott Elarton was backing up the play and alertly threw out Rocco Baldelli trying to advance to second. In a bizarre twist, the Royals felt that Huff had left third early and appealed the tag up. The umpire agreed that Huff did take off a step too soon and called him out. Did you get all that? Just your ho-hum 8-1-6-1-5 triple play. “I’ve never seen any triple play quite like that,” Royals manager and master of the obvious Buddy Bell said. The Royals, however, stayed true to form and lost the game 8-2.

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Soccer

Odds and Ends (06.09.06): World Cup edition

The U.S. soccer team is pretty good. But what if soccer was the national sport and we developed our kids from an early age and our best athletes played soccer. According to Fox Sports, here’s what the team would look like:

Keeper: Kevin Garnett
Defenders: Roy Williams, Brian Urlacher, Joey Porter, Troy Polamalu
Midfielders: LaDainian Tomlinson, Steve Smith, Carl Crawford, Kobe Bryant
Forwards: Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson

The choice of Kevin Garnett is an inspired one. The Kid has the wingspan and height to be a phenomenal goalie, not to mention his reflexes. Jevon Kearse (not included) would be another great goalie, except he’d crumple into a heap after every other play and have the whole country worried about his status.

Their choices of Joey Porter for defender for his trash talking skills? That’s just a waste. Reggie Bush or Tiki Barber would fit into that slot nicely. Joey can take his trash talking back to Pittsburgh.

In other news…

[Fox Sports]: Two-minute World Cup guide

[Sportscolumn]: The clueless soccer fan’s guide to watching the World Cup

[NY Post]: Good news for the U.S. team as Czech team keeps getting injured

[Sun UK]: Ronaldinho says he wants England’s Rooney to play so they have no excuses when Brazil beats their ass. Now that’s chutzpah.

[Dorset Echo]: English pub is banning swearing during the World Cup. Offenders will be fined for charity. Either no one will go to the pub or lots of money will be given to charity. (via Fark)

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MLB General

Jason Grimsley is no snitch



photo from NY Daily News

Jason Grimsley was asked to wear a wire to gather evidence against Bonds but he refused. (The Diamondbacks play San Francisco next week.) His attorney also denied that Grimsley sold out any of his ex-teammates and (former) friends and that the court documents merely included names of people that federal investigators questioned Grimsley about.


They asked him specifically about Barry Bonds, and Jason said he didn’t know Bonds well and didn’t know if he did or didn’t use drugs. Grimsley refused, Novak said, and told investigators “baseball players don’t go around talking about who is using and who isn’t.

So far, the only two players named, either by investigators or Grimsley, are Bonds and Lenny Dykstra. Is there any baseball story that comes out without Bonds being mentioned in it? Is there anyone left who doesn’t think he has used steroids?

Links:
[MSNBC]: Steroid investigator wants to interview Bonds
[NY Daily News]: Grimsley tale growing wild

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NHL General

Oilers center accuses Rod Brind’Amour of cheating

The Oilers are in desperate trouble. They blew a 3-0 lead in game 1 and lost their top goalie for the rest of the series. They have a backup goalie that no one has any confidence in. And their defense decided the best way to break in the backup goalie was to stop playing defense. On top of that, their center is complaining about the other guy cheating.

Horcoff lost 2/3 of his faceoffs against Carolina’s Rod Bri’nd’Am’ou’r and accused him of cheating.


It’s just a problem that I tried to talk to the linesman a little about,” Horcoff said Wednesday before the Carolina’s 5-0 win in Game 2. “It’s not really anything that I really need to comment on, it’s just the fact that I thought he was cheating a little bit and hopefully we’ll change that.

Edmonton went out and only lost 20-28 in the faceoffs, but 5-0 in the game. Perhaps the refs were giving the shooters special treatment instead.

Links:
[Fox Sports]: Horcoff says Brind’Amour cheats

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MLB General

MLB Power Rankings Roundup for Fri Jun 9 2006

The experts are all over the place this week — White Sox on top, Yankees on top, Dodgers on top? It’s going to take some hot and cold streaks to sort this all out.

Here are your MLB power rankings by major sites this week.

Rank Sportscolumn ESPN FoxSports Sportsline USA Today TSN.ca
1 White Sox White Sox Yankees Yankees White Sox Dodgers
2 Tigers Mets D’backs White Sox Tigers Tigers
3 Mets Yankees Tigers Red Sox Yankees White Sox
4 Red Sox Tigers White Sox Tigers Cardinals Blue Jays
5 Yankees Blue Jays Red Sox Mets Red Sox Mets
6 Cardinals Red Sox Dodgers Cardinals Mets Rangers
7 Blue Jays Reds Blue Jays Blue Jays Blue Jays Giants
8 Dodgers Cardinals Mets Rangers D’backs D’backs
9 Reds Phillies Reds Reds Dodgers Indians
10 D’backs D’backs Cardinals D’backs Rangers Yankees
11-30 more more more more more more

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MLB General

The Full Count: Tigers stay on top


1. Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood: The Tigers were about to lose the division lead they had worked so hard to obtain. They had lost two in a row in their pivotal series against the White Sox, but Kenny Rogers wasn’t about to let them get swept. Rogers allowed a Paul Konerko homerun in the first but shut down the White Sox the rest of the way, going seven innings and striking out 5. He improved his record to 8-3 on the year, as the Detroit offense gave him plenty of support. Placido Polanco and Marcus Thames each homered in the Tigers’ 6-2 victory, and Detroit stayed atop the division standings. Chicago will take on divisional foe Cleveland next, while Detroit plays an under-the-radar Blue Jays squad.

2. That’s crazy: The Kansas City Royals, as usual, are the worst team in baseball, but yesterday they defeated a divisional leader in the least likely way possible. Facing the Rangers, the Royals came back from an 11-4 deficit to win 16-12. The game marked the highest-scoring effort in the majors this season, and featured 12 combined runs by both teams in the 3rd inning. Both starters pitched awfully, as Texas’ Kameron Loe allowed 8 runs and KC’s first-time starter Kyle Snyder allowed 9. For the Royals, David DeJesus had 3 RBIs, 3 runs and a homer. Mark Teahen went 4-4, and Doug Meintkiewicz and Matt Stairs each had 3 RBIs. Everyone in the Royals lineup got a hit and a run, and all but one drove in a run. The Rangers might have won had they not stranded 17 baserunners over the course of the game. They still have control of the AL West by 3.5.

3. El Duque returns: Orlando Hernandez was a Diamondback this time a month ago, and on Thursday he gave the team some second thoughts about trading him. El Duque, now with the Mets, pitched a complete game and allowed just 1 run against his former squad. This was Hernandez’s first good start of the year, as even afterwards he still has a 4-5 record and a 5.48 ERA. Anyway, the Mets’ 7-1 win featured offense too, as Carlos Beltran hit his 15th homer of the year. Beltran, after vastly underperforming last year, is proving why the Mets signed him to that huge contract. He is on pace for 47 homers, 127 RBIs, and 31 steals. The Diamondbacks have now lost four games in a row, and they hold a narrow 1-game lead in the tough NL West.

4. Red tide: Watch out National League, as the Cincinnati Reds are on a tear. The club won their 8th game in a row after a 7-1 blasting of the Chicago Cubs. Reds ace Bronson Arroyo improved to 8-2 after allowing just 1 run in seven innings. Arroyo is a top candidate for the NL Cy Young this year, as so far he has a 2.31 ERA and 68 strikeouts. The Reds offense was led by Ryan Freel and Brandon Phillips homeruns, and the club took an outright lead in the Central. Meanwhile, the pitiful Cubs are only two games ahead of the Pirates.

5. The Sheff stops cookin’: What started out as bad news for the Yankees has gotten worse, as Gary Sheffield’s injury is actually more severe than expected. Sheffield, who tore a ligament in his wrist after an April 29 collision, will undergo surgery. He is not expected to return until September, which means the Yankees will be without him and Hideki Matsui for most of the regular season. Sheffield will be replaced by Melky Cabrera, who has hit .277 in limited action this year.

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Seattle Seahawks

Odds and Ends (06.08.06): Seahawks get their "we wuz robbed" rings

The Seattle Seahawks got their NFC Championship rings today in a ceremony in a tent. They were originally supposed to get their Super Bowl champions rings but were robbed by a couple of guys dressed in black and white. (Not quite old wounds, meet scab picking.) The ring itself has the Seahawks logo on a blue volcanic crystallized stone and is surrounded by 58 diamonds. Pretty nifty actually. Let’s hope no one steals it and sells it on ebay.

In other news…

[Fox Sports]: Man those Italian tax police are tough

[MSNBC]: Three known soccer hooligans (as if they were known terrorists) slip into Germany without passports

[Detroit Free Press]: WORLD CUP: It isn’t world peace — it’s more important

[The Hater Nation]: Wait, you can play college ball for 9 years?

[Behind the Jersey]: Results of NHL Fan surveys

[The Puck Stops Here]: NHL just making up the rules as they go along