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July 12 in Sports History: Disco Sucks!

In 1976: Owner Ted Turner of the Atlanta Braves offers perhaps one of the goofiest promotions of all time to fans attending the game versus the Mets. First, 34 couples were married in a ceremony at home plate. Then, Turner held a card for his fledgling Championship Wrestling league on the field; thus the (I guess) appropriately named “Headlocks and Wedlocks” promotion.

In 1979: As strange as Turner’s promotion might have been, it doesn’t hold a candle (or should I say blowtorch?) to a charter member of the Sick Promotions Hall of Fame: Disco Demolition Night at Chicago’s Comiskey Park. The White Sox were playing a doubleheader against the Detroit Tigers, and White Sox owner Bill Veeck encouraged fans to exchange their unwanted disco records for a dollar admission to the game. Fans also brought records into the game and were tossing them like Frisbees. It quickly got ugly, as Chicago DJ Steve Dahl blew up a box of disco records in center field (and tearing a hole in the field). Fans quickly rushed the field, started their own fires, and police in riot gear had to clear the field. The White Sox forfeited the second game of the doubleheader.

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Soccer

What Materazzi said to Zidane

According to a lip-reader, Materazzi said to Zidane, “We all know you are the son of a terrorist whore“. Zidane’s mother is very ill and was admitted to a hospital on Sunday.


A French Football Federation source said: “If you insult Zidane’s mother you are asking for trouble. Combine such words with a reference to terrorism, which French Algerians are very sensitive about, and a violent reaction might appear inevitable.

Prior to the terrorist whore comment, Materazzi had twisted Zidane’s nipple and said that he twisted it hard because “I know that’s how your mother likes it.”

Holy crap. I think Joey Porter laid down the rules of trash talking during the Super Bowl. You never talk about someone’s mother and you never talk about someone’s grandmother. Outside of that, it’s all fair game. Apparently, the rules only apply in the United States.

For some reason, Zidane’s reaction doesn’t seem so insane in light of those allegations. Materazzi has denied saying anything about being a terrorist and instead insulted Zidane’s wife.

Links:
[Sun UK]: Sick taunt that riled ZZ

[ESPN Soccernet]: Materazzi admits he insulted Zidane before head butt

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The Full Count: Home Run Derby report

1. Pennsylvania Power: The Phillies can’t seem to win a ballgame, but they sure have power. Last night Ryan Howard became the second consecutive Phillie to win the Home Run Derby, joining teammate Bobby Abreu, who won it last year. Full Count scribe Jackson Govatos was there to take it all in. Howard came in as one of the favorites but was on the brink of elimination in the first round. He only had 4 dingers with 9 outs left, and he needed 7 to join Jermaine Dye. But then Howard’s power stroke kicked in, and he crushed 4 homeruns to get to the second round.

But even then he was still a long shot to win it all. With the new rule that homeruns carry over from round 1, Howard found himself in last place before the round even started. David Wright actually had twice Howard’s total at 16. Also, David Ortiz was looking good after crushing 10 in the first round. Ortiz quickly became a favorite at PNC Park, as flashbulbs were going off like crazy during his at-bat, and he slugged multiple balls into the Allegheny River. The fourth competitor is the second round was Florida’s Miguel Cabrera, who came into the Derby with the lowest home-run total of all competitors. But in the first round he slugged 9, launching balls into the right field stands and earning a standing ovation from the crowd.

Every second-round slugger’s total dropped off from round 1. Expect
for Howard, who electrified the crowd by slamming 10 homeruns. It was announced that Howard had the longest average total of 442 feet, and it sure felt like it. He hit balls on the fly into the river, over the ESPN tent deep in right-center, and halfway up the batter’s eye in this round. Meanwhile, David Wright’s total dropped to just two in this round, as he kept swinging on top of the ball. However, his combined total of 18 was enough to tie Howard and make it to the finals. The other competitors, Ortiz and Cabrera, were eliminated with two-round totals of 15 and 13, respectively.

Now it was time for the finals, which started more than two hours after the Derby began. Wright was up first, and he showed signs of the power that had led him to the second-best single-round total ever in the first round. Wright smacked some big flys early, but then dwindled and only put up four for the round. Anyone could then tell you that Howard, whose power was increasing as the competition wore on, would come out the champion. And he did, crushing some of the longest shots of the night. one of his hits went completely over the batter’s eye, another landed in the water, and another over the ESPN tent again. Then he had a total of four dingers with 5 outs left to play with. Howard wasted no time getting the victory, crushing a ball and electrifying the crowd. As a further exclamation point, his last shot hit the “Hit it Here” sign in right, winning one lucky fan 500 free flights. Howard is the champ, and if he participates the next few years opponents will be hard-pressed to take his title.

2. Line me up: The batting orders for the All Star game were announced yesterday. There are few surprises as far as the batting orders go. The AL will lead off Ichiro as usual, and will have a tough Ortiz-Rodriduez-Guererro 3-4-5. The NL will bat Alfonso Soriano first, and will feature hometown hero Jason Bay as the cleanup hitter. The full lineups are available here.

3. Durability over merit: The starting pitchers for the All Star game were finally announced yesterday after weeks of speculation. The starters this year were mainly based on which pitcher had had the most rest instead of which was most deserving. Brad Penny of the Dodgers and Kenny Rogers of the Tigers will be the starters. Rogers will be in the spotlight, exactly the opposite of where he was last year at this time after his cameraman-pushing incident. Penny has gotten some negative press this year because of his tirade after being taken out with 4.2 innings pitched against Atlanta on Memorial Day. Either way, both are decent choices that have performed well this year.

4. Justice is finally served: Now we can finally stop listening to people complaining over the non-selection of Francisco Liriano for the game. Liriano, who has a 1.83 ERA this year for the Twins, will replace White Sox stud Jose Contreras on the AL roster. Contreras pitched Sunday and Ozzie evidently doesn’t want him to pitch again Tuesday. On the NL roster, Cardinals shortstop David Eckstein replaces injured Jose Reyes of the Mets.

5. Break amendment: By the way, does anyone think that the All Star break should be extended? For those players who go to the game and participate in the Home Run Derby, the break is only one day. We think that a day should be added so the Futures game can be Monday, the Derby on Tuesday, the game on Wednesday, and an off day on Thursday. This would also give pitchers who pitch on Sunday an extended break before the game.

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July 11 in Sports History: All Star Edition Part 2

In 1939: The first of only three All-Star games ever to be played at Yankee Stadium saw the A.L. defeat the N.L 3-1. Joe Dimaggio homered in the fifth inning to provide the offense. Later that year, New York would become the first team to host an All-Star Game and win the World Series in the same year (they did it again in 1977 and barely lost in 1960).

In 1944: Pittsburgh hosted it’s first All-Star Game at Forbes Field. The N.L. won 7-1, but both rosters lacked the big-name stars of the day as many players were serving in World War II. It was also one of the most poorly attended All-Star Games, with just over 25,000 fans.

In 1967: In Anaheim, CA, the N.L. defeated the A.L. in 15 innings in the longest All-Star Game in history. Played during the height of the last great pitcher’s era, the two teams combined for 30 strikeouts. Tony Perez of the Cincinnati Reds won the game’s MVP award with a solo home run off Catfish Hunter in the 15th inning.

In 1989: Bo Jackson of the Kansas City Royals stole the show with a towering, 448-foott leadoff home run off the first pitch in the bottom of the first inning of the 60th All-Star Game, once again hosted by the Angels in Anaheim. Jackson also doubled, stole third and made a great defensive play to win the MVP award.

In 1995: Pitcher Hideo Nomo of the Los Angeles Dodgers became the first Japanese player to appear in an All-Star Game as he started for the National League at the Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. Despite managing only three hits (and being no-hit through the first six innings), the N.L. scratched out the win with three solo home runs. Jeff Conine of the Florida Marlins hit the game-winner and was named MVP.

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Odds and Ends (07.10.06): Amanda Beard is World’s Sexiest Athlete

The August issue of FHM magazine has named Amanda Beard as the world’s sexiest athlete. With photos like those featured in the magazine, it’s hard to argue. And not only is she a pretty face, she also makes a ton of dough: “Amanda gets a cool $15,000 per speaking engagement. She has signed a $1 million contract to advertise Speedo’s Axcelerate line. Throw in endorsement deals with Oroweat Bread, Red Bull and Penta water, and a signature line of fragrance products, and Amanda can earn up to $100 million by 2010.” The rest of the article is your standard FHM/Maxim ‘oooh she’s hot and not boring’ fluff.

In other news…

[Philly.com]: Wife-beater Myers will rejoing Phillies after All-Star Break

[SI]: Minor League mascot charged with fondling a woman at a game

[Seattle PI]: Ravens LB stabbed in bowling alley dispute

[NY Post]: More hating on ESPN

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NFL General

Maurice Clarett hits a new low

It’s hard to think of a cautionary tale as sad as Maurice Clarett’s. (Though Marcus Vick still has some time to establish himself.) A former national champion and Heisman Trophy candidate is now playing for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen, part of the six team Eastern Indoor Football League. The Hitmen’s slogan is “Get Whacked Indoors”.

The guy who refused a $413,000 signing bonus with the Denver Broncos now gets to play indoor football against teams like the Three River Rats and the Bay Shore Brawlers. If their website is any indication, the EIFL is more poorly organized than the amateur mens league that Jose Canseco was playing in in LA. But hey, for $12 you can go watch the man who challenged the NFL.

If there are any young college players who think they can coast by on talent and surrounds themselves with a sycophantic entourage, someone just show them the Maurice Clarett wiki article.

Links:
[Detroit Free Press]: Clarett back in football — well, sort of
[MVHitmen.com]: Mahoning Valley Hitmen official site

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Thankfully it was #1

It seems the All Blacks have been in the news a lot lately, but mostly for non-rugby related items. On Saturday, before a game against the Wallabies, All Blacks forward Jerry Collins felt the call of nature and decided that the only place to answer it was right there on the field.

Assistant coach Steve Hansen defended his player.


If you’re a male and you’re about to play a Test match and you’re seconds away from kick-off and you get the urge to want to go to the toilet – what do you do? Do you rush off and let the game start with 14 men or do you try to be as discreet as you can be and hope that cameramen use common sense and don’t go showing it to everyone on the screen?

Imagine if this was Randy Moss. All hell would break loose. Here’s the video of the incident.

Links:
[Sydney Morning Herald]: What to do when nature calls?
[Sydney Mornign Herald]: Other relieving incidents from sports history

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Soccer

Tittie Twisters and Terrorists

While the world (OK, the soccer world) is waiting to hear Zidane’s side of the story, there’s been speculation that Materazzi called Zidane, who is French-Algerian, a “dirty terrorist“. Zidane’s agent, Alain Migliaccio, said that once he calms down, Zidane would reveal what happened.

Materazzi denies calling him a terrorist: “I’m ignorant – I don’t even know what the word means.”


Others had earlier claimed he was riled by goading by Materazzi, who was clearly seen twisting the Frenchman’s nipple in the run-up to the incident.

Well, at least he didn’t pull a Jason Terry and punch him in the nads.

Meanwhile, Zidane was awarded the Golden Ball award as the tournament’s best player.

Links:
[Daily Mail]: ‘Zidane was goaded by racist slur’
[The Sun UK]: Marco denies ‘terror’ jibe
[International Herald Tribune]: Sad ending to a great career
[SC blog]: Zidane headbutt video

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MLB Cost Index for Mon July 10 2006 – All Star Edition

[The MLB Cost Index is a calculation of the amount each team pays for a win and the efficiency of the payroll that the GM has put together.]

Well, we’re halfway through the season and here are the winners and losers in cost efficiency.

Winners:
Rockies, Reds, A’s, Tigers, Padres, Rangers. All of these ballclubs are in the top half of the Cost Index and all have a reasonable chance of winning their division or at least making the playoffs. Meanwhile, special mention goes to the Marlins who despite having a payroll less than a Yankee starter have managed to put up a respectable 38 wins so far.

Losers:

Phillies, Braves, and Cubs. All three are in the bottom 10 of the Cost Index and all three have no shot of making the playoffs. Special mention goes to the Angels who despite having the #3 payroll, are at the bottom of the wide open AL West. They spent $40M more than the A’s this year and trail the A’s by 2.5 games.

** all $ are in millions.

Rank (Pv) Team 2006 Payroll GP Wins YTD Payroll Cost/Win
1 (1) Marlins $15.0 86 38 $6.11 $0.21
2 (3) Devil Rays $35.4 89 39 $17.52 $0.52
3 (2) Rockies $41.1 87 44 $15.30 $0.53
4 (6) Brewers $56.8 90 44 $17.39 $0.67
5 (8) Twins $63.8 86 47 $25.34 $0.68
6 (4) Reds $59.5 89 45 $26.54 $0.70
7 (7) Pirates $40.2 90 30 $24.54 $0.70
8 (9) D’backs $59.2 88 43 $25.22 $0.72
9 (5) A’s $62.3 88 45 $28.29 $0.74
10 (10) Tigers $82.3 88 59 $23.84 $0.77
11 (12) Indians $56.8 87 40 $35.56 $0.77
12 (14) Padres $69.7 88 48 $26.78 $0.79
13 (11) Rangers $65.5 88 45 $29.70 $0.82
14 (13) Blue Jays $71.9 88 49 $30.63 $0.83
15 (15) Royals $47.3 87 31 $27.73 $0.87
16 (16) Nationals $63.3 90 38 $37.12 $0.88
17 (18) White Sox $102.9 88 57 $42.35 $0.98
18 (19) Orioles $72.6 90 41 $31.81 $0.99
19 (17) Cardinals $88.4 87 48 $43.82 $1.00
20 (20) Mets $100.9 89 53 $19.85 $1.04
21 (22) Giants $90.9 89 45 $37.60 $1.11
22 (21) Mariners $88.3 89 43 $39.99 $1.11
23 (24) Dodgers $99.2 88 46 $38.70 $1.14
24 (23) Astros $92.6 89 43 $38.71 $1.14
25 (25) Phillies $88.3 87 40 $42.24 $1.17
26 (26) Red Sox $120.1 86 53 $49.67 $1.27
27 (27) Braves $92.5 89 40 $39.95 $1.33
28 (28) Angels $103.6 88 43 $44.14 $1.42
29 (29) Cubs $94.8 88 34 $39.81 $1.53
30 (30) Yankees $198.7 86 50 $82.16 $2.16

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The Full Count: Marathon baseball

1. The never ending game: The longest game of the year was played right when the two teams involved didn’t want it–the day before the All Star break. The Red Sox and the White Sox battled for a total of 19 innings–the longest game since April 2003. The Red Sox should have had it won it the ninth–Jonathan Papelbon was in and they were leading by one. But then Jermaine Dye homered, his 25th of the year and third in the last two days. That sent the game into extras, and in the 11th, both teams scored two runs. Then it was scoreless again until the 19th inning, when Tadahito Iguchi hit a game-winning RBI single. The White Sox’s win avoided a sweep, and they are only two back of Detroit now. Boston has kept their three-game lead. This was the longest game of the year at 6 hours and 19 minutes. Boston’s Trot Nixon became the first player to go 0-9 since 1991. Teammate Jason Varitek wasn’t much better at 0-8.

2. Another long game: The battle of the Sox wasn’t the only game to go into extras last night. The Astros-Cardinals matchup went into 12 innings–on Sunday Night Baseball. The Astros were down 2 runs in the eighth but battled back with a Chris Burke two-run homer and a Craig Biggio sac fly. So the game went into extras and was scorless until the 12th, when pinch-hitter Aaron Miles hit a two-run single off Houston closer Brad Lidge, whose struggles this year have yet to stop. The Cardinals now have a four-game division lead going into the break. Houston is six games out.

3. AL’s best pitcher?: Roy Halladay has just dominated this season. He picked up his 12th win yesterday against the Royals, becoming the first pitcher in the majors to reach that mark. His solid 7 inning, 1 earned run start lowered his ERA to 2.92 and his WHIP to 1.03. Halladay has now won four starts in a row, and 7 of his last 8 decisions have been victories. His excellent performance this year has earned him a trip to Pittsburgh for the All Star game and has helped out the Blue Jays’ somewhat inconsistent rotation.

4. They’ll welcome the break: The Pittsburgh Pirates are certainly glad the All Star break is here. They have fallen to 30-60 on the year, the worse record in the majors. Their 8-3 loss to the Phillies yesterday gave Philly their first series win in a month. The Pirates have gone 4-20 in their last 24 games and are even worse than the Chicago Cubs. They are five games behind the Cubs and 19.5 games behind the division-leading Cardinals.

5. Leading at the break: The first half of the season is now in the books, and here are some interesting notes from the statistical leaders. David Ortiz, who wasn’t on the leaderboard until recently, is now first in the majors in RBI (87) and homeruns (31). Also, Albert Pujols, despite missing 15 games, is first in homers (29) and second in RBIs (76) in the NL. Adam Dunn (28), Jason Giambi (27), and Travis Hafner (25) rank in the top 10 in homers but won’t be going to the All Star game. Now to the pitchers. Jason Isringhausen is first in the NL in saves (26) despite an underwhelming 3.35 ERA and 1.41 WHIP. Meanwhile, two rookies (Francisco Liriano and Justin Verlander) are in the AL’s top five in ERA, but neither will be going to Pittsburgh for the All Star game.