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Maurice Clarett is retarded

“Slo” Mo has turned into Mo-ron Clarett. According to Columbus NBC 4, there is a warrant out for Maurice Clarett after he allegedly robbed 2 people at gun point outside a club. He ran off after someone from the club came out, was unaware that he was robbing 2 people, and started talking to him. (“Hey Mo, what’s shaking?… oh you’re robbing 2 people. My bad. I’ll go back in now.”) Here’s a little tip for you wannabe gangstas: do not rob people where you are most likely to be recognized. I’m sure 95% of Americans wouldn’t be able to pick Clarett out of a lineup, but the genius decides to rob someone in a city where he is most likely to be recognized by 99% of the residents.

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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