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The 30 sluttiest athletes of all time


We found this truly excellent list via Fark of the 30 sluttiest athletes of all time as ranked by Nerve. Wow. The things you learn on this list. By the way, the list itself is PNSFW.

Here are some highlights:

  • Arnold Schwarzeneggar teaches English by trying to make a woman blow a carrot (around the 4:30 mark)
  • David Cone once jerked off in front of a groupie in the bullpen
  • Chipper Jones is the baby daddy of a Hooter’s waitress
  • The British term for “running a train” is “roasting”
  • Some soccer goalie got “pegged” by his girlfriend
  • Joe DiMaggio was a frequenter of whorehouses

The usual suspects (Shawn Kemp, Derek Jeter, Wilt) are on the list too but it’s the random stuff that’s insane. Kudos to Nerve for including the Dikembe “Who Wants to Sex” Mutombo at #18.

And finally, watching this next clip will make you about 1.3% gayer but it is hilarious. We’ve never even heard about this before but it’s like what would happen if Will Ferrell was a figure skater…. wait a minute… that would be a great movie!

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected]

4 replies on “The 30 sluttiest athletes of all time”

hilarious — I posted on this too and how funny is it that we both chose Mutombo as our feature photo?

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?!

I’d like to see… — the list of the top 10 crack addicts in sports…

Wayne Premeau would top that list.

hmmmm — we’re always looking for our next Top 10 list.

Crack addicts:

Lawrence Taylor
Darryl Strawberry
Chris Kaman….

anyone else?

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