Here are some highlights:
- Arnold Schwarzeneggar teaches English by trying to make a woman blow a carrot (around the 4:30 mark)
- David Cone once jerked off in front of a groupie in the bullpen
- Chipper Jones is the baby daddy of a Hooter’s waitress
- The British term for “running a train” is “roasting”
- Some soccer goalie got “pegged” by his girlfriend
- Joe DiMaggio was a frequenter of whorehouses
The usual suspects (Shawn Kemp, Derek Jeter, Wilt) are on the list too but it’s the random stuff that’s insane. Kudos to Nerve for including the Dikembe “Who Wants to Sex” Mutombo at #18.
And finally, watching this next clip will make you about 1.3% gayer but it is hilarious. We’ve never even heard about this before but it’s like what would happen if Will Ferrell was a figure skater…. wait a minute… that would be a great movie!