Who runs a $22 office pool?
Michigan state representative Kim Meltzer wants to decriminalize NCAA tournament pools because “what makes March Madness unique is that all kinds of people and sports fans of all levels fill out their brackets and enjoy the tournament. It’s a crime we consider that a crime, and I want to change it.”
Bravo Kim! Bravo! Any pool that’s $20 or less would be legal. Although nobody ever gets prosecuted over an office pool, it shouldn’t be illegal to throw your money away to the guy who just moved here from Bangladesh and is picking teams based on mascots. Hell, the office pool is probably the only chance sports geeks get a chance to talk to that cute girl in marketing. God Bless America and the bracket!
In other news…
[Sign On San Diego]: Adonal Foyle is now free to make fun of Canadians
[WrestleZone]: When your false teeth come flying out during a match, you might want to stop wrestling
[Nashville City Paper]: Even Pacman Jones knows he’s in a heap of trouble
[The Offside]: Sometimes you just gotta check the ol’ undercarriage
[The Big Lead]: Bill Belichick won’t have to testify for banging Sharon Shenocca
[10,000 Takes]: Yeah but where are the strippers?
And finally, we hope you signed up for March Madness On Demand cause it’s gonna be crazy this Thursday. Here’s a list of the announcer schedules. Sadly, one of the most intriguing Cinderalla matchups (Butler/ODU) has Kevin Harlan on the mic.