The Mahoning Valley Scrappers have a promotion this Sunday with a “Harriest Back Competition” sponsored by a laser hair removal company. The Scrappers don’t provide much detail on their promotions site so we don’t really know how the winner would be judged. Do they spray something on the backs of these men and see who has the most absorbancy? Will it be on the jumbotron? Will any women enter? What about ass hair? Is that considered the back? Finally, when will the “Maurice Clarett Vodka and Firearms” night take place?
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[MiLB.com]: Top 10 upcoming promotions
