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Rock Paper Scissors champion wins $50,000



The ref clearly is excited to be there

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2006 Rock Paper Scissors champion is David McGill from Omaha, Nebraska. In a grueling 5 hour tournament at the House of Blues in the Mandalay Bay hotel in Las Vegas, it all came down to one final throw… and of course, the winner had no idea what it was. When asked about the winning throw, McGill replied, “I’m sorry. I’ve been here since 2 in the afternoon.”

People were dressed in costumes and the final rounds took place in a miniature boxing ring on stage. Talk about making a big spectacle out of nothing. But hey, $50k is a lot of money for a game that requires no training and no talent. The tournament is all dumb luck so we can’t wait to sign up next year.

The RPS championship could be HUGE next year. It’s the perfect combination of booze and easy money. Bud Light might have just stumbled upon something great here for their sponsorship dollars.

Links:
[Las Vegas Review Journal]: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS — BEER

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