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Hazing isn’t gay at all



Being the catcher sucks.

I guess like celebrity deaths, homoerotic hazing rituals come in threes. First, there were these two incidents, and now Limestone College in South Carolina has disciplined 34 players on their baseball team for a hazing incident. The Saints also had to forfeit three games.


Reports described players wearing boxers or jock straps, then being covered with chocolate, molasses and flour. Some players also were given hair cuts.

Jockstraps, chocolate, molasses and flour? I believe that’s called Halloween in the Castro. And I don’t even want to know what kind of haircuts they were given.

I assume that jocks are sports fans. And I assume that some of you will read this entry. For the love of Peter Griffin, please stop this hazing. Unless you’re gay. Then by all means, carry on.

Sorry I don’t have the actual photos for you. But you know what? I’m not gonna look that hard for them either.


[Myrtle Beach Online]: Players disciplined over hazing

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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