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Chicago Bulls

Bulls’ mascot says `Screw Oprah’ and heads straight for the Jerry Springer show

Oh how the mighty have fallen. The Chicago Bulls were once a proud, successful franchise capable of dominating the NBA like nobody in recent history. Now, they are just a shell of the team that Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen and Phil Jackson established. In fact, things have digressed so far downhill that the players aren’t the only ones getting whooped on national television.

C’mon, Benny! Show a little class! We guarantee your fellow NBA mascots would never humiliate themselves on some stupid TV talk show. Nope, they do all of their embarrassing stuff in front of packed arenas.

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[Awful Announcing]: Mascot Love + Jerry Springer = Awkward YouTube Video

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Green Bay Packers

J.M. hearts B.F.

The Brett Favre bomb was dropped yesterday and after a full day of weeping in a dark room, we finally feel strong enough to confront this national tragedy head on. While we know it’s tough right now, the true emotions won’t really come flooding out until next season when the Packers hit Lambeau Field without No. 4 under center. Hopefully, just hopefully, John Madden will be composed enough by then to call a game.

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[Extra Mustard]: Favre Video Of The Day

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New England Patriots

Randy Moss signs new deal for some "straight cash, homey"

In case you haven’t heard by now, there will be no Randy Moss offseason movement. After threatening to bolt from New England in favor of reuniting with Daunte Culpepper of all people, the Pats wrote out a big check for $27 million with a $12 million signing bonus to keep Moss around for another three years. Its good news for Patriots fans, but its GREAT news for fans of Straight Cash Homey!

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[NYTimes.com]: Moss Stays Put After Flirtation in Free Agency

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College Basketball

Digger Phelps gets frisky with a Jayhawks cheerleader

You always hear about Dick Vitale being the biggest off-the-court star in college basketball. “Dicky-V this” and “Dicky-V that”. Well, guess what, Vitale; you’re not the only geriatric on ESPN worth his weight in `old.’

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[The Big Lead]: Digger Phelps is a Dancing Machine

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College Basketball

Michigan coach Kevin Borseth goes Mike Gundy following a loss

When it comes to women’s basketball, what would you say is the most important aspect of the game. Did you say offensive rebounding? You didn’t! Well, you’d be dead wrong if you said that to the lady Wolverines coach Kevin Borseth. Totally, totally, totally wrong.

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[The Big Lead]: Michigan Loses, Coach Melts Down at the Podium

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Los Angeles Dodgers

It’s time for a little Baseball Boogie

You know how people are always talking about the “good ol’ days?” Well, the humiliating ol’ days would be more like it.

So, what’s more embarrassing: the steroid scandals of today or THAT?

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General Sports

TSN’s working overtime: Top 10 Avoided Questions & Top 10 Awkward Interviews

Sometimes we just want to take our television sets and throw em out the window when we watch SportsCenter. While ESPN is making us sit through the same boring stuff day after day after day as they try to determine the “Greatest Highlight Ever”, it’s totally missing the boat on other brilliant ideas. Ideas that its Canadian counterpart is gobbling up faster than Chris Berman ingests 222s.

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Houston Rockets

No finger-wagging here; welcome back Dik’!

We know Houston is totally bummed about losing Yao Ming for the season, but one good great thing to come out of the injury is Dikembe Mutombo is finally getting some face time again.

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[Awful Announcing]: Stan Van Gundy, Jeff Van Gundy, Peanut Brittle!

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All Other Sports

Whether it’s weight lifting or backflipping, always have a spotter

There’s really only one way to learn how to pull off a backflip and that’s the hard way.

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General Sports

Finally, someone makes sense of the Hogettes

The other day we told you told you about a moron who is tattooing his head to replicate a New England Patriots football helmet.  Well, we decided to tag along with our overly obsessed superfan to the doctor in an effort to find out what diagnosis might cause someone to act so irrationally.  Turns out, he’s not a just a dumbass like we expected; he’s an asshole.