Sorry, I couldn’t resist that as a headline. It’s actually my favorite one from the Cracked.com spoof on ESPN’s coverage of the Super Bowl. They nail ESPN’s ridiculously overhyped recycled coverage. The headline above is “Why is Ben Roethlisberger starting for the Steelers instead of Charlie Batch? Scoop Jackson exposes Bill Cowher’s history of unabashed racism.” You gotta love this. I guess we’re not the only ones who think Scoop Jackson never saw a topic where he couldn’t play the race card.
Sadly, it’s just a front door and none of the links work but here are some of the best:
BILL SIMMONS
An ape could have picked the playoffs with more accuracy than meDetroit Native Jerome “From Detroit” Bettis to Play Super Bowl in Detroit (His Hometown)
Seahawk Punter dedicates game to the late Kurt Cobain
Jagger takes wardrobe precautions to ensure scrotum doesn’t slip out of bottom of pants during halftime performance
