Now that Tony Parker has won his third championship to go along with his first Finals MVP, he can put all that basketball drama behind him and start focusing on all the drama that is going to surround his July 7th wedding to Eva Longoria. And the first thing he’s gotta deal with is some of Eva’s loudmouthed BFFs. According to the New York Post, one of her friends had this to say about the Frenchman: “He is just not gracious,” one of them said. “He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him.”
We’re guessing that the mystery girl is the fat, ugly, jealous chick that always seems to make her way into the circle of babes. You know, kinda like that porker in the Dixie Chicks.
In other news…
[WFRV.com]: The Pack is back, it’s just not in a good way.
[PittsburghPostGazette.com]: A burnt finger will keep Ian Snell off the mound tomorrow. Damn chicken breasts!
[KSDK.com]: MMA legend tests positive for steroids. No, not Johnnie Morton.
[USA Today]: Kobe Bryant wants out of LA again. But give him a little bit, it could pass.
[Our Book of Scrap]: Getting kicked in the nads just got even funnier.
[TMZ.com]: Mark Cuban is reduced to doing coke off a cell phone. We blame Golden State.
And finally, here’s a story that will have any potential criminals thinking twice before they consider a kid and his mom as easy pickins.