On Monday we told you about Mike Leach’s conspiracy theory involving Big 12 referees and the Texas Longhorns. But we didn’t do his little tirade justice at all.
Listen, we know where you’re going with the whole breakfast metaphor, but once we hear chicken and pig references getting thrown around, we just can’t help but laugh. This guy’s explanations are about as big of a joke as his play-calling. Nice rushing attack against the Longhorns. Seven carries for 10 yards. Yea, and the refs are why you lost.