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Beer pong has become an epidemic on campuses across America

The college years are probably the best years of your life. You hear it all the time, but it’s not until after you leave the world of higher learning that you realize just how true it is. So much growing goes on between freshman and senior year that few kids remain unchanged after their experience. We say “few” because while most of America’s best and brightest are deeply entrenched in studies to become world class doctors, lawyers, politicians and businessmen, others are working out the mathematical equations for that illusively perfect beer pong shot.

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Frat boys rejoice over the creation of a table

Christmas is right around the corner and there are a bunch of entrepreneurial opportunists out there flooding the market with a whole lotta horrible products in hopes of grabbing a fat, green slice of this year’s yuletide pie. One of the absolute worst is Pong-A-Long, a portable table made exclusively for beer pong aficionados across the world.

We’re figuring that they are basically catering to frats and guys like Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, Jeremy Shockey, Greg Olsen and virtually every other goofy white guy in professional or collegiate sports. As we all know, goofy white professional athletes just love to get together for “Beer Pong Tuesdays”. And, of course, as with all officially sanctioned goofy white guy activities, Joakim Noah is invited to participate.

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[Best Week Ever]: Do You Throw Ping-Pong Balls At Cups Whilst Drunk Often Enough To Require A Table Exclusively For That?