All Posts Tagged With: "baseball"

Mariah Carey throws like a girl

If Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer had his say, he probably would have gone to Japan too.

Minor league baseball team holds raffle for free funeral

We’ve heard of some pretty zany giveaways at minor league baseball games with the most recent coming in the form of a Larry Craig bathroom stall bobblefoot doll. However, Craig’s tapping toes can’t hold a candle to the Lake County Captains latest freebie. The Lake County Captains in conjunction with Monreal Funeral Home of Eastlake […]

Behind every great franchise is a great giveaway at the gate

The bobblehead craze has gotten out of control. You can basically pick any professional or semi-pro league in the nation, choose a game, walk through the gates and it is almost certain that a bobblehead will be placed in you hand. Frankly, it’s beyond a craze and has officially entered epidemic mode. Personally, it’s not […]

Mascot gets decapitated on the diamond

If you thought telling your kids the truth about Santa Clause was difficult, just wait until you have to explain this one. See more funny videos at CollegeHumor Even after the fall, he is still more professional than Benny the Bull.

When mom said "Give him a bottle during the game," we don’t think this is what she meant

Let’s face it, baseball is a sport conducive to fan drunkenness. In reality, all sports promote drinking while watching, but perhaps nobody does it better than baseball. With all the downtime between pitches and innings and the sheer length of the games, alcohol certainly makes the time pass a little swifter. So, it should be […]

Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer

The mayor of Cincinnati finally has somebody to make fun of.

Bantams seek first perfect season in college baseball history. Wait, what the hell is a Bantam?

I’m a miniature chicken, you moron! Everyone thought they were going to see a perfect season in the NFL, but the Giants kept the Patriots from putting the Super Bowl cherry on top of a 16-0 regular season record. Memphis was oh-so close to perfection in college basketball this season, losing just one regular season […]

A foul ball can be a great souvenir, as long as you see it coming

Baseball players are constantly trying to avoid injuries. Isn’t that right, Pedro? Well, so are the fans. According to a yet to be released book entitled “Death at the Ballpark,” over 75 deaths have been caused by foul balls at all levels of baseball. Yet, nets only protect a portion of patrons behind home plate. […]

Take me out to the OLD ballgame!

It’s that time again. Time to vote and take full advantage of your rights as an American citizen; time to band with those who share similar philosophical views and unite for the greater good of our country.  Of course, we’re talking about the competition to determine who sang the best rendition of “Take Me Out […]

Flippin’ field of dreams

If a baseball player flips over the opposing catcher to score a run and nobody’s there to see, did it really happen? See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

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