Posted on Mon Nov 05, 2007 at 01:40:00 AM EST in NFL
More on: Lions, Shaun Rogers, touchdown, video, funny, stiff arm (all tags)

So, what do you get when you cross a touchdown hungry, rumbling, stumbling, 6-foot-4-inch, 340 pound defensive tackle and a 5-foot-11-inch, 207 pound running back turned wannabe tackler? Well, you get yourself a spatula and peel Selvin Young's carcass off the turf.

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Posted on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:31:00 AM EST in NFL
More on: Lions, Shaun Rogers, strippers, crime, dumbasses (all tags)

Lions defensive tackle and supergenius Shaun Rogers has been accused of forcibly groping a stripper in her dressing room at The Players Den, a strip club in Detroit. According to the police report, Rogers walked in, asked, "Do you know who I am?", had a handgun in his waistband, and proceeded to grope her because he was Shaun Rogers.

The stripper called for help but was told that she shouldn't worry about it because Rogers was just drunk. The club manager wasn't aware of an incident on Friday night.

Just last month, Rogers talked about stepping up his game this year. We assumed he meant on the football field, but it turns out he probably meant in the clubs.

I just feel high expectations will bring about more prosperous things. The higher you set the bar and the closer you can get to it, the higher you achieve. I'm happy that (Marinelli) has so many expectations for me. I'm not going to do anything but try to live up to them.

If guilty, expect him to get some time in Roger Goodell's penalty box and Rod Marinelli to look like an idiot for talking him up.

Links:
[Detroit Free Press]: Lions' Rogers accused of criminal sexual conduct

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