Posted on Tue May 15, 2007 at 10:54:52 AM EST in Other Sports
More on: soccer, Serie A (all tags)

Every yin must have its yang. Every dark must have its light. Every Mitch Williams must have his Joe Carter. And every report of Amanda Beard getting naked in Playboy must be countered with one about Sofia Loren threatening to do a striptease if Napoli gets promoted to Serie A.

I hope that Napoli win these last few games. You watch if we go up I will do a striptease," she told Gazzetta dello Sport in an interview on Tuesday. "The fans have a total passion, the city deserves promotion.

Sofia Loren is no doubt one of the hottest women in the history of cinema. But she's also now 72 years old. So unless she plans on traveling 40 years back in time to do this, this is gonna be eye clawingly bad. Now, we're think this is just a joke but... let's just make absolutely sure and root on the five opponents the team has left this season. The world, already reeling from Harry Potter's uncalled for unit, does not need anymore bad nudity.

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[Yahoo]: Napoli fan Sofia Loren to strip if team go up

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