Posted on Mon Oct 22, 2007 at 12:42:35 AM EST in MLB
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Now that we know who the participants in the World Series are, the only question left is how the heck are getting into a game? Well, if we were the owner of a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food restaurant in Colorado then we'd offer up all the burritos and tacos we could spare. Kinda like this guy.

Ben Martinez is a huge Rockies fan and the owner of El Jardin Mexican restaurant in Commerce City, but he doesn't want to pay scalper prices for tickets. So he's making an offer for two free meals a week for one year at his restaurant for anyone who gives him two tickets to any of the games at Coors Field. Martinez said it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Two meals a week for a year at El Jardin or tickets to the biggest baseball event of the year? Hmmm, tough choice. We guessing that anyone with WS tickets is probably going to choose to spend a whopping $10.47 for a years worth of Taco Bell and keep the stubs instead of forking `em over to you and getting a clockwork case of Montezuma's revenge for next 48 weeks.

Listen, man; if you want to go to the World Series then you've got to show more desire then just unloading a bunch of chips and salsa. That just isn't going to cut it. Dare we say it; if you want to go see your precious Rockies then you're going to have to go all out and pay Dr. Steve-O a visit.

Take a sledge hammer to the package or light your head on fire and then we'll talk.

Links:
[CBS4Denver.com]: Restaurant Owner Offers Free Meals For Rox Tix

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