Posted on Fri May 30, 2008 at 10:56:29 AM EST in NBA
More on: Spurs, Lakers, Inside the NBA, video, Charles Barkley, NBA (all tags)

The Lakers knocked off the defending champs on Thursday, advancing to the NBA Finals for the first time since Shaquille O'Neal was prowling the paint. Kobe Bryant got rid of the Spurs in incredible fashion, hitting big shot after big shot to break the hearts of those who thought this would be the year San Antonio repeated. However, no team is truly eliminated until it casts its line and starts reeling in some groupers. That's right, it's fishing time. Start up the boat EJ!

Of course, that also means that Inside the NBA is off the air until next season as well, meaning there will be no more moments like this anytime soon. Or this.

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Posted on Thu May 08, 2008 at 02:26:59 PM EST in NBA
More on: Charles Barkley, video, Inside the NBA, NBA (all tags)

The Round Mound of Rebound finally said what we've all been thinking for years but wouldn't say because we were afraid he'd throw us through a window.

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Posted on Fri May 02, 2008 at 10:17:31 AM EST in NBA
More on: Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, NBA, Inside the NBA, video (all tags)

Charles Barkley made an entire career out of being ridiculous and saying some of the most outlandish things on TNT's "Inside the NBA." But last night, in front of his boy Dwyane Wade, the Chuckster finally went too far.

Wow, Barkley and Wade really do have a lot in common, apparently they both have a thing for touching nasty bootys. Drop the charade, D-Wade, it's ok to admit it. Some dudes dig cougars. But we have one question, how do you tell the difference between Star and Charles when they're both naked?

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Posted on Mon Nov 12, 2007 at 08:24:22 AM EST in NBA
More on: Frank Caliendo, Inside the NBA, Charles Barkley, video, funny (all tags)

We've been dying to get this footage to you since we watched it last Thursday on Inside the NBA, but, unfortunately, we had to wait until sportsrapp did all the hard work. If you can make it through another Frank TV promo then there's some really funny stuff in store for ya. Make special note of the Chuckster's reaction to Frank Caliendo's impersonation of him.

Everyone keeps talking about the Charles Barkley imitation, and we do admit that it's dead on, but we were blown away by the loquacious manner in which Caliendo personified the rare and enchanting qualities of a man whose journeys took him from small town La Mesa, California, all the way to a glorified hardwood pedestal which was chiseled of the finest marble from the rural lands of Egypt offered unto their gods of sound and fury. It was a trip befitting a young, muy alto, red headed, lost wanderer traversing across the boggy, rodent-laden marshes...

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Posted on Thu May 17, 2007 at 10:37:12 AM EST in NBA
More on: Charles Barkley, Inside the NBA, TNT, NBA, video, funny (all tags)

There's only one thing we love more than an NBA playoff game, well there is that high school pole vaulter...ok, so there's two things we love more than an NBA playoff game: apparently pole vaulting and, of course, an NBA playoff game on TNT. See, ordinary playoff coverage on ABC and ESPN brings you the facts and nothing but the facts. How boring. But the fellas at Inside the NBA show their audience that the game goes beyond the 48 minutes spent sweating on the court. So if you missed any of the great late night action with EJ, the Jet and Chuckles then here's a quick recap.

It is going to be one sad day indeed when Charles Barkley decides to hang up his microphone. Mainly because it means that he'll probably be running for governor of Alabama, but also because we won't get to hear classic phrases like "Go to that box! Go to that box! And punish them midgets!" But we figure that with a mouth that big there is now way to avoid blunders of gubernatorial proportions should he get elected. Hey, if two steroid pumping meatheads from Predator can get into office then we're saddened to say that Sir Cumference probably can too.

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Posted on Mon May 14, 2007 at 03:48:09 AM EST in NBA
More on: Inside the NBA, Charles Barkley, Spider-Man (all tags)

We love what we do here at Sportscolumn but don't be fooled; bloggin' ain't easy. So, needless to say, we don't get out much. And even though we're pimple-faced, comic book reading dorks at heart; we still haven't made it out of apartment and into to the light to take in the latest Spider-Man flick. Luckily we have our good friends at Inside the NBA to tell us that we're not missing much.

Wow, Charles, you weren't kidding; that movie does look crappy. We didn't know it was going to be set in an elementary school assembly hall. And since when did they start letting Tobey Maguire do his own stunts? But we were ecstatic to see that Peter Parker slipped the crew an interesting photo that solved the controversy surrounding the identity of everybody's favorite web head once and for all. And now you know why Spider-Man and Sir Charles have never been seen together.

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Posted on Fri May 04, 2007 at 02:55:47 AM EST in NBA
More on: Charles Barkley, Inside the NBA, video, funny (all tags)

If you're a night owl like us, then you're probably use to those horrible late night ads that hit the air around 1:00 in the morning. No, not the 1-900-BIG-JUGS ad that gets run 25 times per hour; we're talking about the infomercials for crap like 2 Second Abs, The Veg-O-Matic and Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia. But the other night something flashed across the screen that had us jumping outta our Lazy Boys; the collectors edition "Sir Charles Hardwood Classics" DVD. We thought it was all just a dream but it looks like the fellas at Inside the NBA saw the same commercial.

All that and a free Chuckcycle 5000 for the amazing low, low price of just $9.99!! We're sold!

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