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Lord Stanley would be so proud

Posted on Tue Jul 15, 2008 at 09:51:55 AM EST in NHL
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Better check your tongue for diaper
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When it comes to the partying and wild behavior, the Stanley Cup has seen more than its fair share. In fact, if you tested the Cup right now, the metal would probably consist of about 75 percent alcohol and 15 percent body fluids from hookers. The last 10 percent, well, the Red Wings Kris Draper is going to have to explain that one.

Red Wings forward Kris Draper revealed during the weekend that his diaperless baby, Kamryn, did a number on the Cup last month. A number two, to be exact.

"A week after we won it, I had my newborn daughter in there, and she pooped in the Cup," Draper said. "That was something. We had a pretty good laugh.

"I still drank out of it that night, so no worries."

You still drank out of it!! Dude, that's sick! Not even this guy would put that thing near his lips after a baby dropped a deucer in it.

Links:
[Freep.com]: Draper's diaperless daughter finds new use for Stanley Cup

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