Posted on Tue Jul 15, 2008 at 01:06:18 PM EST in MLB
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For the guys who are in a relationship, sports are usually a safe haven where the girlfriends rarely step foot. However, certain events like all-star games, the Super Bowl and March Madness bring out the inner sports fan within chicks and last night's Home Run Derby certainly constitutes as such an event. So, for those of you lucky enough to actually trick a girl into dating you, here's a list of things you probably heard while Josh Hamilton was going bananas.

"Look how slow they're throwing the ball! This is SOOOOOO easy. You'd have to suck not to hit a home run every time."

"That Berkman guy will definitely win, right? Don't fat guys always win?"

"Were you joking when you said A-Rod isn't participating because he's spotting Madonna at the gym?"

"Why don't they use the net in front of the pitcher in real games? Wouldn't that be a lot safer?"

"Omigod. Look at all those guidos in the stands. As much as I love shopping in New York I am SOOO glad we don't live there."

"You haven't switched over to E! once like you said you would."

"Why don't players just hit home runs every time? Wouldn't that be a lot easier?"

"His last name isn't really Uggla is it? I wouldn't take your last name if it was Uggla."

"So you're really telling me you couldn't do this? I thought you said you were good at sports."

"Were you saying Hamilton `loves the coke' or `loved the coke'?"

"Where's Jeter? I thought you said he'd be there."

"There's another round?! Why? Enough people aren't asleep?!"

In other news...

[Deuce of Davenport]: Now this is what we call a proper pregame warm-up

[RawSportsBlog.com]: The top 30 reasons to watch professional wrestling

[Undrafted Free Agent]: Mmmmm, the most memorable MLB manager meltdowns

[RyanSpoon.com]: The NFL is worth a whole lotta chedda

[Cleveland.com]: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Tractor Traylor is attempting to back his way into the NBA

[Bugs & Cranks]: The MLB is stuffed full of Dicks

[With Leather]: Josh Hamilton sends em back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back (we could be here a while), back, back, back, back...

[Docksquad Sports]: LeBron James gets groovy for charity

[YepYep]: Sorry BMXers and skateboarders, but you just lost use of the term "extreme" because of these guys

[YouTube]: The only good reason to watch a loser bounce quarters into a glass

And finally, the exact opposite of Heelys.

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