Posted on Wed Sep 12, 2007 at 10:41:09 PM EST in Other Sports
More on: football, kid, coach, jerk, underwear (all tags)

We know that people are in an uproar over the way Michael Vick treated murdered dogs, but about when some coach gets his kicks out of humiliating little kids. Sure, it's not the same as electrocuting `em or having them rip off each other noses for his own personal amusement, but this guy should still probably get a good ferret leggin' for his actions.

Curt McKinney is the whack job in question and he's the `responsible' adult in charge of coaching a little kid's football team in Cincinnati. Well, McKinney got pissed off at 10-year-old Aucherae Washington during practice on Friday because the little guy didn't adhere to the specifics of running up and down a hill. Oh, but kicking off the squad didn't satisfy Coach Curt; nope, he made the kid strip down to his underwear and walk home.

I chose to walk down the hill," Aucherae said. "I ran to the middle of it then started walking down so I don't bump into anybody, because if I do that I'm going to knock them probably a couple feet back."

The boy said his coach berated him in front of the other players.

"'You're too slow for the team, you're no good for the team,'" Aucherae said the coach told him. "He told me to take off my stuff and give it back to him, and he said, 'While you're at it, take off my pants.'

Boy, if we had a dollar for every time someone has told us that. But seriously, like the sickos who attend dogfights there were plenty of idiotic spectators who just sat around and watched this all go down. In fact, there were parents looking on who apparently never kicked this guy's ass or even bothered to say a word. Don't worry; we got enough ferrets to go around. What's makes matters even worse is that the coach denies doing anything wrong and the football league won't suspend him because he hasn't been charged with a crime. Pathetic.

As for the kid-o, he eventually walked to a neighbor's house to get some pants because "he didn't want cheerleaders to see him in his underwear." Boy, if we had a dollar for every time that's happened to us.

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[WAVE3.com]: Coach cuts 10 year old, forces him to walk home in underwear

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