Now that the toilets work, Cleveland's ready for another $#!tty season

Posted on Thu Aug 09, 2007 at 11:41:58 AM EST in NFL
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Around 300 suckers volunteers spent about half an hour on Wednesday walking around Cleveland Browns Stadium with the sole purpose of flushing all 1,500 toilets and urinals. Man, talk about a crappy job! Apparently, there was a massive leakage problem during a recent concert at the stadium that left the Browns' locker room completely flooded. After hunting around for the problem, officials discovered that some plastic valves within the toilets were not working correctly which caused them to overflow. However, now that the problem has been fixed and the flushing test was successful, the stadium is ready to host the NFL preseason game between the Browns and Chiefs on Saturday.

We're glad to hear that there are willing citizens to make sure that all the deposits made in the stadium's bathrooms go down and not out of the toilets, but we were totally disappointed to hear that the Browns basically raped them for their services.

Volunteers received a bag of chips and soda, and they were given a chance to walk around the stadium.

We know that this was on a volunteer basis, but c'mon! At least give `em a cheesy t-shirt or a signed Brady Quinn picture. Hell, we won't even flush our own toilets for less than a No. 5 combo meal from Burger King.

Links:
[NBC4i.com]: Browns Stadium Toilets Repaired, Pass Flush Test

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