Odds and Ends: Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre

Posted on Mon May 14, 2007 at 03:50:30 PM EST in NFL
More on: Brett Favre, Packers, Reds, minor league baseball, chicks, Tom Brady (all tags)

You ever get the feeling that inside Brett Favre's head is exactly like that scene in Being John Malkovich and it's "Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre" all the time? The guy with the biggest ego in all of sports (remember, last year, he called a press conference to tell everyone that he didn't call a press conference to tell everyone he wasn't sure whether he would retire...) demanded a trade after the draft but now claims he didn't demand and a trade and never wanted to be traded. He was just frustrated. And now everyone has to worry about whether Favre will be happy on his shitty 8-8 team.

Of course, the only reason why this drama queen gets so much leeway is because he plays in Green Bay where they boo presidential candidates because he dares say that Peyton Manning might be the greatest QB in NFL history. Bunch of idiots.

In other news...

[Myspace]: Ken Griffey Jr. shares his jock with a Dodgers fan

[Kahlee's blog]: Hmmm.... a naked female rugby scrum sounds better than it actually is.

[ESPN]: St. Bonaventure baseball coach pulls a Barry Switzer

[Our Book of Scrap]: Another crazy minor league baseball promotion: the world's tallest baseball player in history

[Fox Sports]: Georgia's women's golf coach quits after telling too many "that's what she said" jokes.

[HoustonTexans.com]: Amanda is your last Houston Texans cheerleader.

And finally, the Inside Track girls are spreading the rumor that Tom Brady will marry Gisele in Rome. Which brings us to case of the blind people over at the Big Lead. TBL is one of our favorite blogs but they actually think Kim "sex tape" Kardashian is hotter than Giselle Bundchen. Gisele is a supermodel with legs up to here... and Kim is a little tramp with a sex tape. How is this even a contest?

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