Odds and Ends: Watch out for the crackers!

Posted on Thu Apr 12, 2007 at 04:28:28 PM EST in NFL
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Endorsement deal coming up

Vancouver Canuck Brent Sopel enters the stupid injury hall of fame after he got a back spasm while bending down to pick up a cracker. He missed the morning practice and the epic 4 OT game last night between the Canucks and the Stars. That's gotta be the weakest injury since Marty Cordova missed a game because he spent too much time under a tanning bed.

What? Were you expecting a Chris Rock joke?

In other news...

[AOL Sports]: Jason Whitlock: "I'm calling for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, the president and vice president of Black America, to step down."

[Sports by Brooks]: So that's what Elizabeth Shue has been up to

[Flash Warner]: Would it really make a difference if the Raiders had an easy schedule?

[AOL Fanhouse]: Super-Gangsta Stu Scott says calling a woman a Ho is "affectionate". And when we call Stu a douchebag, it's a term of endearment.

[Egotastic]: Will Ferrell + Jenna Fischer in a corset = awesome. (via Mr. Irrelevant)

And finally, two different takes on Drew Bledsoe's retirement. This one is nice. This one is just mean.

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