Posted on Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 03:27:23 PM EST in NFL
More on: Mercury Morris, rap, video, Dolphins, Patriots, perfection (all tags)

You might not like the Patriots; hell, you might hate the Patriots. Hell, we hate the Patriots (that damn Tom Brady and his stunning good looks). But you have to be rooting for an undefeated season and clean sweep of the playoffs; even if it's for no other reason than to simply shut Mercury Morris the heck up.

Oh, this guy isn't living in the past. His beats are even ancient. We're surprised his rap didn't start off "I'm Mercury Morris and I'm here to say...". Man we hope karma bites Morris right in the butt. Nothing would be sweeter than to see New England run the table AND Miami pull the ultimate 0-16 choke job. Hey, he'd always have '72.

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