Posted on Thu Oct 25, 2007 at 01:20:05 AM EST in MLB
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Listen, we understand that there's nothing better than taking in the World Series atmosphere live and in person, especially when it's favorite team playing for all the marbles. Likewise, we know that times are tough and money is tight. But get it through you're head desperate Rockies fans, nobody wants your crap!

We told you about the guy who's trying to swap a year's worth of Mexican food (Pepto-Bismol not included) for a couple tickets to the Series. Well, he's not the only one who's looking for a flea marketesque bargain on some stubs.

Little league baseball coach Bobby Padilla just wants to take his son to a World Series game, so he's carted up from his basement boxes full of 25 years worth of Playboy magazines, not a missing month, in mint condition. He bought the magazines nine years ago for $200 as a favor to a friend.

He said it's because he struck out mixing a lineup of at least 10 computers trying to buy tickets online. He said nobody has inquired about the magazines yet.

Really, wonder why? Could it be because nobody in their right mind would fill their house with boxes and boxes of Playboy bunnies? We're not saying that people wouldn't mind having `em; hell, we'd like to relive some of those Bo Derek and Shannon Tweed days ourselves. We're just saying that nobody is stupid enough to give you World f'n Series tickets for them.

Well, we take that back. There is one man. A shoe man.

Links:
[CBS4Denver.com]: Man Will Trade 25 Years Of Playboys For Tickets

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