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Is Latrell Sprewell going to have to choke a bitch?

Posted on Wed Aug 30, 2006 at 01:37:51 PM EST in NBA
More on: Latrell Sprewell, amusing, dumbass (all tags)

Sometimes you start to question whether God has a sense of humor and then a story like this happens. From OnMilwaukee.com:

According to police, a 21-year-old female alleged that she and Sprewell were having consensual sex Tuesday aboard his yacht, "Milwaukee's Best," when Sprewell began to strangle her. Police allegedly observed red marks on the woman's neck.

This story is hilarious and disturbing on so many levels. First if you're Latrell Sprewell, shouldn't you just stay away from anything involving choking? Second, what if Spree was just trying to hit on PJ Carlesimo? And finally, what moron names his yacht after one of the worst beers in the world?

Links:
[On Milwaukee]: Exclusive: Latrell Sprewell being investigated for sexual assault, choking

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Is Latrell Sprewell going to have to choke a bitch? | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
Why not just go with (#1)
by RJ Warner on Wed Aug 30, 2006 at 05:12:07 PM EST
"The Beast"????

Oh, and (#2)
by RJ Warner on Wed Aug 30, 2006 at 05:18:00 PM EST
just where in the hell do you put a yacht in Milwaukee? And why? I know he's been trying just to feed his family, but couldn't he afford a better locale?

we already knew he was a moron (#3)
by rux on Thu Aug 31, 2006 at 05:20:55 PM EST
> what moron names his yacht after one of the worst beers in the world?

Uh, the same moron who choked his coach, who turned down millions of overpaid dollars from the T'Wolves and ended up with nothing, who looks at the Predator and says "I want hair like that", and on and on...

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