Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 03:24:55 PM EST in NBA
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As if there was any doubt. In a dominating performance, the Miami Heat Dance team knocked out the Sacramento Kings Dance Team 77% to 23%.

Frankly, we had a hard time understanding how the Kings Dance Team even made it that far. In order to get through the western conference, they had to beat the Lakers, Clippers, Suns and Sonics. How do you get though 2 LA teams? Like Mikey from Swingers said, "The hottest one percent from around the world migrate to this gene pool."

But enough about the losers, we would like to raise a glass to the Miami girls, who frankly shouldn't be allowed to be in future NBA Dance Team tournaments. It's not fair to the rest of the teams. Just look at their photo galleries.

Links:
[NBA.com]: NBA.com Dance Team tournament page
[NBA.com]: Miami Heat Dance Team page
[NBA.com]: Our favorite Heat Dancer. (Her favorite movie is Rocky and her favorite book is Art of War?! Sign us up.)

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