Posted on Wed Mar 29, 2006 at 09:54:29 AM EST in Other Sports
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In a stunning victory, Sportscolumn users selected Lois Griffin as the new Woman We Love. And really, who doesn't love the long suffering Lois for being married to a retard like Peter. Here are some facts on Lois:

• She's about 40 years old.
• She dated J. Geils, a member of Whitesnake, and Gene Simmons.
• She made a plaster cast of Hall's equipment but refused to do Oates'.
• "Women are such teases, that's why I went back to men."
• She's a great lounge singer and a model.
• She know taijitsu and can kick some ass.
• She once asked Brian to spank her.

Did we really just pick an animated woman? Man you guys need to get out of the house.

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