Hey folks, it's Tom Cruise night at The Diamond in Lake Elsinore! That means bring your ridiculously hot brainwashed girlfriend and leave your boyfriend at home! (zing!)
The Lake Elsinore Storm (class A affiliate of the Padres) are giving away bobble-couches to the first 1,500 fans. In addition there will be a couch jumping contest and a "silent inning" to commemorate ridicule the recent silent birth of TomKat's daughter. God bless those minor league teams and their promotions. Remember the Minnesota team that gave out the Vikings Love Boat collectible?
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[SignOnSanDiego]: Couch potato, get out there tonight
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