this is what you get for Micheal Jordan quits basketball and plays baseball...

Modern Day Equivalent: Derek Jeter quits baseball and signs a contract with the Knicks. Stephen A. Smith creams himself and Mike Lupica's boner is visible from space.

I don't want to think about Lupica getting a boner...shudders

Even though, I thought that he gets one when Bob Ryan sits beside him.

Some more goodies from the "modern day equivalent"...

Modern Day Equivalent: Barry Bonds pile driving Bruce Froemming, punching a four year old girl in the throat, sodomozing Rob Nen, and stabbing someone, all in the same afternoon.

yeah...we dont want to see Bonds sodomozing Rob Nen...