that sounds like a good deal for ME! I get ass-raped every other Friday by the govt. anyway. I call it payday. Hell I don't get to watch sports all day and I can't get anybody to make me a decent cheeseburger. If anyone wants me to kill them, gimme a yell!

Speaking of prison, the "Office" episode re-run last night was  the one where they find out that the new guy from the Stamford branch spent some time in prison, and after his stories of his prison experience, they all conclude that prison would be better than working at Dunder-Mifflin.  Good stuff.