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Also available, 2006 Bruins Champions edition Big Wheel


2006 F150 Roush Champions Edition Includes 20″ Roush Cast aluminum chrome wheels and P275/55R/R20 Goodyear Eagle LS2 Tires, a chrome over plastic billett grille, 10″ stainless steele exhaust tip, chrome lug nuts with wheel locks and Patriots Champions badging on the front fender and rear tailgate.

So, for a few grand extra, I can get a 2006 Champions edition from the team that got knocked out last week? I imagine this sells about as well as the Kellen Winslow Special Edition Suzuki GSX. Can I also get a sweet discount on the Colts 2006 Champions Edition Ford Focus?

[Onion]: Patriots’ 2006 Victory Parade Awkward, Sparsely Attended

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Tom Brady is Sportsman of the Year

Guaranteeing that the Patriots will flame out in the first round of the playoffs, Sports Illustrated named QB Tom Brady as their Sportsman of the Year. The reasons given by Peter King are: he’s really good, he’s a team player, he plays with fire. I am overwhelmed by Peter King’s eloquence here. Thankfully, he didn’t mention Montclair Field Hockey or the Pulitzer would’ve been locked up already.