On Friday, July 25, 2008Filed Under: Seattle Mariners
Ever since we heard about Ichiro Suzuki’s out of character behavior every year at the All-Star Game, we thought something about the story sounded a little fishy. Well, we were right. As it turns out, Ichiro was accidentally exposed to the blast of a test detonation of a gamma bomb as a child. [...]
On Thursday, July 17, 2008Filed Under: Seattle Mariners
If you thought Ichiro Suzuki was simply some stone-faced, robot-like, baseball-playing, Japanese cyborg then you’d be right because the Mariners outfielder is exactly that for 99.9% of the season. However, there is one day when Suzuki lets loose, providing his team with an unquenchable firestorm of emotion and that day occurs every year at [...]
On Thursday, June 5, 2008Filed Under: Seattle Mariners
John McLaren exploded in the Mariners post game press conference and by now you’ve probably already heard or seen the clip on your favorite local television station, but the profanity is so much more impressive in print.
“We’re playing our (bleep) off every day and got nothing to show for it. I’m tired of (bleeping) [...]
On Friday, May 9, 2008Filed Under: Seattle Mariners
The benches cleared last night during the Rangers/Mariners game after Richie Sexson took offense to a Kason Gabbard pitch. And we’re still trying to figure out why. Here’s what the apparently nearsighted Sexson had to say.
“I’m 6-foot-8. He can hit corners at will,” Sexson said. “6-8 and all of a sudden he’s up [...]
On Wednesday, August 8, 2007Filed Under: Seattle Mariners
Just to show you how unique and individual the world of sports is, not only are you allowed to punch people repeatedly in boxing, crush their bodies in football and deliver some vicious hits in hockey, but apparently you can now dress up like a jackass and virtually run over a professional baseball player and [...]
On Thursday, May 3, 2007Filed Under: Seattle Mariners
We love how the caption for this photo on Yahoo was: “Seattle Mariners rookie pitcher Brandon Morrow wears a pink childrens backpack as he walks to the bullpen prior to an MLB baseball game between the Chicago White Sox and the Seattle Mariners Wednesday, May 2, 2007 at Safeco Field in Seattle.”
That’s it. No [...]